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Five Stars
This dildo is seriously amazing. Definitely a favorite for sure. It is just as expected
Five Stars
Big. Black.
WOW
THIS THING IS BIG.But that's what I was looking for. So must you if you are reading this review and looking at this product.It is big.
Ahhh
Hell yes. Big and filling. Dose have a smell but you'll get over that quick. Suction cup hold true on wood, tile, and painted drywall ( regular wall ). Almost as good as the real thing
Well Made and Really Great Suction!
Delivered to me on time! Very well made and definitely gets the job done!
Very big and very black!!!
Me and all of the workers at the plant I work at thought this would be a perfect present for one the managers that happens to be a huge a-hole! He must have thought it’s too small, but now everyone knows what he got from us for last Christmas!
Perfect partner for BAM
If you've conquered BAM, this is the perfect step up. Pretty much the same length, but the increased girth will stretch you just right! Someone had complained about texture......it's called lube and it is your friend! Love this toy!
Great
Great thanks...
Pipedream King Cock is a great product
This is absolutely one of the best sex toy out there. Excellent products all around. You can't go wrong with this 9' thick suction based toy.
The girth is soo perfect. Its sturdy and flexible at the same time ...
The girth is soo perfect. Its sturdy and flexible at the same time and the head is so easy to manage in the beginig.