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Do not buy
Total waste of money and item is not returnable. It smells terrible. The listing did not mention what it was made of, but now that it arrived the box says "phthalate-free PVC and ABS". It's off-gassing like crazy, stinking up the apartment, and I read that the smell may never go away. Washing it with hand soap and warm water does nothing. But the even bigger problem is it's so sticky. It it is the opposite of smooth or velvety. This would grab onto skin and be extremely uncomfortable, so you'd never be able to use it just on its own. Apparently this is a feature/drawback of latex as well, not to mention some people are allergic. This PVC is going to grab onto things, is very porous, and apparently harbours bacteria. I recommend staying away from this product! It's a brand new unused product that cannot be returned. What a waste of money.
Simpli Pleasures
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Cumplido
Excelente
Does not vibrate
First they had sent me wrong product and the 2nd time they sent the right one but doesn’t even work I’m disappointed about it I paid $65 for nothing I won’t be buying anything else from here unless I get product that works I even paid for 1 to 2 days and got it 4 days later not good!
A cat pleaser
Nice fit just don't stick to nothing suction cup is not sticking to the shower walls tub or nothing.
Pat
It’s very stimulating. I reach an orgasm every time.
Doesn’t Vibrate.
It’s good. But doesn’t vibrate.
Simpli Pleasures
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Disappointed
The size itself was awesome but the products material is terrible! I took it out and washed it and it started to peel and rub off on my hands. I was really disappointed.
As described but doesn’t stick
Doesn’t stick
Simpli Pleasures
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Useful but difficult to change batteries
Looks and feels real.Useful. Difficult to access the area for the battery change. USed it probably once per week. It stopped working today. Never tried using suction.
Simpli Pleasures
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