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By your own lube the stuff they give you is super sticky and feels gross on your skin.
Got the 6inch cause it’s a lil thicker then the the 7inch. It feels great and looks real. Doesn’t stay suction well. wife thought it was light and not to big in harness. After a few uses it still has that funky smell of plastic silicone factory stink lol. But honestly over all it’s really nice and a good starter kit
Fantastic!
My boyfriend loves it. Heck, I love it! I totally pull off having a dong better than most guys! Anyway, very enjoyable product. Realistic, soft enough to not cause discomfort, yet firm enough to get where you need to be. Looovvvve it!
My new king cock.
My wife surprised me with the king cock strapon. I absolutely love it. With the anal lube she also ordered was the warming water safe kind. My wife now Where's her strapon for me all the time. I love that king cock.it really fills me and I come so much. You must try this if you like anal.
Simpli Pleasures
Talk about getting royally fucked! Long may this toy reign in your repertoire.
Poor Quality
Didn't get to use the item. Harness pulled apart simply trying to fit it. Threw the whole thing away as I certainly wasn't going to trust the rest of it.
Simpli Pleasures
You want to be able to trust something that's going inside you or Anyone— trust us, we get it. Our customer care team will reach out to set you up with a toy you’ll trust and then some. ;)
... trans guy and I think think this thing is awesome, it looks pretty realistic other than the tip ...
I'm a ftm trans guy and I think think this thing is awesome, it looks pretty realistic other than the tip but that's okay. It definitely does its job. The black holder is a little bulky but it goes tight and doesn't really move around much. Update: I've had it for two months and the black strap broke, maybe just not taking care of it enough and being too rough with it but overall still a good product and ordering another one
It's a pretty decent little start up kit
It's a pretty decent little start up kit. We had fun with it. It kept shifting on her while using it but she's also kinda small. Haven't had anything to compare it to.
Five Stars
Awesome.
Five Stars
Looks great and fits great
More comfortable than many others.
No need to keep shopping, this one fit the bill.
Works fine
Serves its purpose. Enjoy