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Absolutely amazing. It's definitely a
Absolutely amazing. It's definitely a must have!
Best gift ever!
My partner and I just got this for our anniversary and I gotta say, It's the best gift we've ever gotten for each other - for our anniversary or otherwise.
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That's what we call the gift that keeps on giving. ;)
Fantastic!
My boyfriend loves it. Heck, I love it! I totally pull off having a dong better than most guys! Anyway, very enjoyable product. Realistic, soft enough to not cause discomfort, yet firm enough to get where you need to be. Looovvvve it!
Great
Love this dildo, feels like the real thing, doesn't have the latex smell or taste.
love it
Why buy a cheap shitty harness when you can buy a well-made harness for less?
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We don't know why! Oh wait, that was your point. Gotcha.
Good
If you're going to use a strap-on harness, make sure it's comfortable. That little strap can get annoying when you're going for your O.
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Whenever you're strapping something to your body, things are bound to rub a little. You just gotta focus on the good rubbin'.
Just the right size
You know how sometimes you're looking for a present for your favorite lady, but you don't want to spend a ton of money?
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Priceless quality for a toy that won't break the bank but will break you in. ;)
Awesome toyyy!
That's right ladies and gentlemen, size doesn't matter as long as you're confident and willing to experiment.
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Exactly! It's not the size of the worm, it's how you wiggle it.
Strapon pegging
I LOVE it I want it right now
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Go ahead! The "add to cart" button is right there.
It's long dongin
Fantastic it's big but it gets it done
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Baby, you had us at 'long dongin.'