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Gyrating Hummer
As a woman who has had a total hysterectomy and is also on anti-depressants, sex was more of a chore than a pleasure. This made all the difference! I would highly recommend this, especially for women with problems achieving an orgasm.
I like this item
I like this item, lots of speeds and functions. The hummer cups the clitoris perfectly. You do have to hold the button down hard to turn it off. Good deal and addition to my collection.
Five Stars
Wonderful texture. Pleasing vibes. Really like it but could use one level higher power to finish a grand O!
Very Nice
Soft and cups the clitoris and clitoral hood very nicely. It does take a small learning curve to get it right, but that's part of the fun.
Simpli Pleasures
And once you crack the code you can just keep hummer-ing along!
ice cream scoop
this did absoutly nothing for me. the different functions and patterns of vibration just never allowed me to climax. which was pretty unusal because i typically climax pretty easy. so this was a huge let down, not a huge complant but i didnt care for the fact that it used batteries.
Simpli Pleasures
Thank you for posting your feedback. We’re proud to have a great collection of toys which we know you’d love, but we also understand that some of them might not work for you. The good news? We will definitely do our best to make things right for you. Just reply to the email we've sent anytime. Looking forward to your reply so we can resolve the issue, Best, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Gyrating Hummer
Material felt nice & strong vibrations. Wouldnt really call it "throbbing" though.
It’s ok
It wasn’t the best one I’ve had but was ok
Accelerating great.
this thing is trash.
I used to have another hammer that was exactly like this that worked perfectly fine for six months. This is not that hammer. At first it would not work, it started making bad odors, almost like rotting olives, when i tried to use it. When it finally started working i realized that not only did non of the functions work but it would not turn off unless you took the battery cap off to cute the power. it is also stuck on one setting: low. a low, rumble which feels more like a jack hammer than a vibration. in this case, you don't even get what you pay for. unless you're into pain and slow annoying vibrations.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Arianne | Customer Care
First time buyer of any toy.
My wife loves it. I love it.