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Must have
Must have. Fun looking and very exciting. The shape is perfect and length.
Game changer
This pleasure wand is a game changer. The price is decieving. Its priceless in my opinion. Exactly as picutes and a good weight and size (id say average to large). Dont hesitate to purchase!
Slightly magical
What a wonderful product. And very pretty too. For my first price do glass, it's a bit smaller than I was expecting thought but still does the job. The ball on the end is a little bit larger than my boyfriend and is slightly magical. I read a review that said the glaze was scratchy. U think that might be an issue with just that one though. I had no issues at all with mine. There was only a tiny imperfection in the glass, but I can't feel it at all when using it.
Perfectly made product
This product far exceeded my expectations. The outside of the package in no way indicated what was inside or what company it originally came from, which I was grateful for. The product is beautifully made. Not only does it look nice, it is smooth and shaped perfectly. Also, because it is nonporous, it's very easy to clean. My husband and I have enjoyed this more than any other toy we've had. Before placing my order, I thought it might be too small for my taste, but because it is glass and has no give, it feels bigger than it looks. I researched many different products and companies because this was my first time buying a product for the purpose of anal play. This product was exactly what I was looking for.
awesome glass
a friend suggested trying "glass" and I'm glad i tried it. whoa.... so much better than a vibrator, which always leaves me hollow. this has soul! cold, warm or just normal it is amazing. no annoying buzzing or batteries. just wonderous sensations and many big Os.
best idea ever
really easy to use and to clean. super functional. Very satisfied and satifaying
Five Stars
Comfortable, pretty, fits just right, great feel
Clumsy proof
I dropped this like 5 times didn't break no scratches no cracks and it does what it's supposed to do well LOL
Helps take body massages to next level
Everyone is different, and although there was an initial "ew" factor to overcome, with practice and patience, works well to bring body massages I give my wife to the next level. Go slow and take time. Recommend boiling to sanitize.
Like riding an icicle...
Very pretty and smooth!