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Too short and came chipped
Extremely short, came chipped
Simpli Pleasures
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Awesome
Feels Awesome!!!!
Long Clean But Great Toy
I really like this toy, it curves, isn’t overwhelming in terms of feel, and it’s my fave shade of sapphire blue. However it is NOT easy to clean, it’s got these grooves that are very pleasurable but also make the toy look really nasty if not cleaned thoroughly. Take your time cleaning this one, I say boil it, use anti-bacterial wet wipes, and finish off with some 99% alcohol to make sure there’s no residue left. TMI I know but trust me.
Beautiful
I just LOVE Icicles products. This one is no different. Beautiful, elegant, usable, and glass is always so much easier to clean. Lovely product.
Sexy Plug!!
Pipedream always delivers! Excellent products! I love there new line!!
Ouch Don't Puncture Me
Just a weird not very useful design here. Beads are too small then too spaced out then too big. Plus the tapered twist up at the end makes it feel like you're going to literally poke through into someones guts with it.
Simpli Pleasures
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Cute, but chipped
Super cute, the shape is perfect. Great for intermediates, not necessarily for beginners but it’s a great transition if you want to train yourself to go bigger. Mine came with a tiny chunk of glass missing at the base, which doesn’t affect the use much because it’s chipped on a non-insertable part of the toy. It’s still something to be aware of because it could possibility affect the longevity of the life of the toy if the chip gets bigger over time which also makes it harder to keep clean because bacteria can grow easier. Beware to inspect your toy before use.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Get in touch with our customer care and we'll get you a new one sent right away. Just reference your order #! Thanks! Kind regards, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
three stars almost entirely due to color REALLY not matching screen
otherwise fine (came in retail packaging, shipping was quick, right ITEM) but i really regret going with the pink. the shape is adorable and the glass is really smooth with no visible or noticeable to the touch seams, but it's basically baby pink and i wish i'd opted for black. (unfortunately not eligible for return).
Simpli Pleasures
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The flared base is not so flared
Its really beautiful, has a great high quality feel to it and is perfect in size for beginners. It is a bit concerning to me that the flared base is practically the same size as the plug itself, which makes it slightly less safe. just something to keep in mind!
Smaller but pretty and comfortable
Nice and pretty. I had one and I dropped it. But I think the one I had was bigger. This one is smaller but super comfortable and pretty. My man jokes that my butt jewelry matches my ear rings He likes it when I had it on