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small
girth was not big enough, needs more curve
Awesome toy we use for anal pleasures mainly for my ...
Awesome toy we use for anal pleasures mainly for my girl and me good for both sexs. Kinda small both the ripples on it feel good
small
This is tiny, don't waste your time. 5" insertable length, & 1 1/4 girth. texture seems to do the trick though, & the curve with the phallic bump does well.
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So-So.
Should have been pickier on reading the description, pretty small for length and girth.
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Interesting
This is a device that has been found to be used. It is not as big as it looks on the pictures on line. It is longer then it looks and so be careful how far you stick it in. It might hurt a little. It is well shaped, and does the job. I wish that it was just a little shorter. I get minor complaints on the length at times, hitting the far back end.
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would be better if
too thin .....would be better if thicker
Beautiful pleasure!
Like that it is glass because it’s hygienic. Latex toys irritate and change my PH balance. Love the ridges. Wish it was thicker but still feels great.
Tiny!
This thing is tiny! I bought this for my wife and it's just way to small to do much or her.
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Five Stars
Made unusual Xmas gift!!
Way too small for the price
The toy was WAY smaller than expected, circumference measurement was inaccurate
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