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Broken, filthy on arrival
Arrived chipped, dirty, in a taped up box. No returns on this item that arrived in such a horrible condition? Box was previously opened and item inside was defective.
Love it
I absolutely love glass toys. So far this is one of my favorites. It's beautiful, smooth, a good thickness, feels really nice.
I originally thought it was too small.
And it is, sorta. The two small balls don't offer much resistance, and the largest ball is still a touch too small for my taste. I'm not super experienced with anal toys by any means but I do love it when a toy gives you that full and stretched feeling. However, I've been warming up to it. It's crafted very well. No seams or sharp edges. It's very comfortable when inserted, and the largest ball, while not big enough for my preferential style of anal play, is large enough to stay in place. And the base shape is extremely comfortable between your cheeks. I still want some larger plugs / toys but this is fun in kind of a different way...
Totally worth it.
I like glass as much as the soft silicone. This one is a very pleasant surprise, especially for being as small as it is, relatively speaking. This is probably very well sized for beginners in anal play, but for me it is a tad bit on the small size and nothing to be considered a challenge. That isn't to say that it doesn't feel really good, though. The base is a perfect comfortable shape that doesn't pinch or bind or rub against sensitive bits, and nestles very nicely between the cheeks, even while sitting down on hard surfaces. The great thing about glass is that it is very easy to clean, and it is perfectly compatible with all body-safe lubes. As others have mentioned, it is also very sweet for temperature play. I like to put it in very warm water, because I don't much care for the cold play. If I had a complaint, it would be that I wish there were slightly bigger sizes in this style. I personally like the fullness of wearing a plug, but I also enjoy the prolonged stretching without fear of it popping out of me unexpectedly. This item doesn't really challenge me in that area. The graduated bulbs are nice, and they step up gradually enough, it's just that they aren't quite thick enough for total "wow" factor. And the stem (the shaft between the base and the bulbs) isn't even as thick as my finger. The positive side of that, I don't have to worry about it popping out while I'm strolling around, and there is no fear of it slipping all of the way inside. The down side is that it doesn't really "train" for a higher capacity as far as I can feel. Long story short, I have no desire for a refund because it feels fantastic for me as a diversion, and if you give it a shot, you won't be disappointed. Definitely a 5 star toy that should be a part of anyone's collection who likes butt play.
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Very comfortable
I'm a cross dresser that loves to play and this inserts nicely and is very comfortable when moving.
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GFs favorite
Very cute introductory piece
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Incredibly stimulating yet quite comfortable!
Just the right size and texture!
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Butt plug
Good quality
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Fit wasn't right for me
For me, a guy, I don't like an anal product that is larger toward the outer area. Just lacks comfort & always seems to want to come out. Tried but will probably use it infrequently.
Excellent addition
Very good toy, easy to clean, comfortable to wear.
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