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all good- Best orgasm in years
all good- Best orgasm in years
Simpli Pleasures
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not smooth
I was looking for a nice massage oil, but this is thicker and not smooth to rub around. Seems to create a friction as you try to massage on the body. It did not leave a sticky residue which was nice, but it wasn't easy to rub around.
Sticky
Not great.. very sticky no massage could occur
Simpli Pleasures
Thank you for posting your feedback. We’re proud to have a great collection of toys which we know you’d love, but we also understand that some of them might not work for you. The good news? We will definitely do our best to make things right for you. Just reply to the email we've sent anytime. Looking forward to your reply so we can resolve the issue, Best, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Good for the price
Great product for the price. Only negative is that some of them are colored and will stain the sheets!
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We will forward your concern to the manufacturer of the product to look into this. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Yummy
Tastes great. Not much needed.
Simpli Pleasures
Like the cheese from that song, this lotion stands alone. Just maybe don't put them on the same charcuterie plate. | Simpli Comedians
Fun gift
I bought this as a gift for my partner and we both really enjoyed it. I like the flavors and it was not sticky or messy
Simpli Pleasures
We've said it once, and we'll say it again. Lotion brings people together. | Simpli Comedians
Works good, tastes bad
Good lube but tastes nothing like candy. Smells like candy though, so that's fun. But it's bitter
Nice product
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We assume that typo is because you had a little leftober lotion on your fingers. Well, shucks. Look at that. Happens to us, too. ;) | Simpli Comedians
disgusting tasting.
not impressed by the sounds of the flavor ans the scent I thought it would be good I only tried the watermelon one and it was so disgusting I'm afraid to taste the others.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
You get what you paid for.
Very watery. Smells amazing. Tastes like cheap candy or children’s cough medicine.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com