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Needs more tingle my bf felt nothing. Its was great tasting but not what i expected.
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Sufficient Review: Must Read.
So far I haven't used it for its purpose. It just arrived today but once I got it in the mail I opened and tried every flavor. I don't see how the strawberry tasted like "cough syrup" like in the other reviews, I think its taste like a strawberry. Sour apple wasn't too sour either. And surprisingly water melon DID have a watermelon taste, but not too watery, ya know? The tastes are concentrated. Like the juice at the bottom of a snow cone; you can tell the flavor but not feel it in your nose too. When rubbing it into the top of my hand, two drops really did cover my whole hand and up my wrist. Knowing how far two drops can go means it will last awhile. When the air hit it, it did give a "chilly" feeling. Not so much tingly but a walking out of the pool and the breeze blows by feeling. But, It is a warm liquid so goosebumps should only rise from pleasure and NOT make you run for a towel. Mind you, my hand isn't as sensitive as "down under" might be, but it did give me a sense of "electricity" flowing. Every flavor was unique and great. The smell isn't over powering either. But the best part is that after my hand dried it wasn't sticky like a warm jolly rancher that's been sitting in your car that you decide to open and eat for heaven knows why, but it was a light "kiss" sticky. When the top of my hand touched my cheek (kissed) it stuck but only for a milli-second and left nothing behind on my cheek. The directions say to place on tongue, I recommend placing it on said body part.
... alight but was hoping it would make things more amazing than what it did
Eh OK I suppose taste is alight but was hoping it would make things more amazing than what it did.. Probably won't buy again.
Too watery; flavor does not last long
This was messy to apply, was too watery, and the flavor did not last long.
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Four Stars
nice product - thank you. A++
Recommend
Or my save these taste great the only thing is I wish the tingle with a little bit more intense for my partner. But I must say we have a lot of fun with this
One Star
Boyfriend didn't feel any difference