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Great little paddle for the price. Left some fun looking marks
Fun Fun Fun Fun!!!!!!
This is a wonderful paddle. It has a bit of sting but allows you to control exactly how much pain you want to give. It is flexible but heavy So it has a snap to it with a nice high pitch crack when you strike skin with it. one side is smoother than the other, so while it stings less it produces a louder sound. The reverse side has raised studs that cause a bit more pain. There is less sound but definitely more sting. Its big enough to cover some surface and but small enough to easily control it.
Well made
Good for smacking an ass with, not sure what else you could say
Awesome
I prefer a thumping pain as opposed to a stinging pain and this is definitely awesome for that :)
Made for some fun play. We were both impressed on how heavy ...
Bought for a friend for her b-day and of course I was the first one she tested it on. Made for some fun play. We were both impressed on how heavy this thing is. I hope to by one for my own toy bag soon.
goes into skin easy
Just be careful of the spinney side, goes into skin easy
Worth for $11, bendy handle
For a $11 paddle it deserves 5 stars. Although I’ve seen 2 other paddles exactly like this but their handle was more firm. This handle’s pretty bendy.
Very happy with this
I purchased this from Spencers a few years back. For the price the quality is nice, and I have really gotten my use out of it. It has two different sides and both sides feel a little different. Also the handle can be used as well. For a low cost toy, it has been great! I think this was my first toy of this nature and I used it for a really long time before purchasing other toys. If you are interesting in trying out a little BDSM in the bedroom than this is a great starting point for you. I have well over a hundred toys in my toy box now. Some I made, some given to me as gifts, and others I paid for but I still use the little guy from time to time. It seems to always find its way into my suitcase whenever I travel because of how small it is. As always I highly recommend that if you are new you seek out an experienced individual to help you understand the safety concerns of BDSM and how to avoided causing serious injury to your playmate. As the point is that both parties have an enjoyable experience that brings you closer together.
sturdy and delivers a nice sting
Heavy, sturdy and delivers a nice sting. Its more of a plastic-y kind of rubber than a soft tire type of rubber. Its nice that it has a spiked side, which definitely hurts a bit more. I use it more of a punishment tool. If you are into a good amount of pain, this is the paddle for you.
A little too flexible
It was much more flexible that I thought..it bends in half easily still provides a nice sting