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Five Stars
Awesome, My wife can't stop using it.
Really nice! It does fit a bigger set of hips ...
Really nice! It does fit a bigger set of hips well but the dong should really be bigger, OK for the beginner though I guess.
Issues with toy
All I can say is that I was really excited to use this on my man. Unfortunately as we were in the midst of our sexual adventure trying it out, the toy actually broke off and had to be removed with a large forcep from his rectum in the Emergency Room by the doctor. I am not sure if anyone else has experienced this but let me tell you it was humilitating for both of us and definatly killed the mood. We cannot expect to go to the same ER ever again. Use with caution and lots of lube -the first twenty minutes were great!
Fast delivery
GREAT price! We all know going to a sex shop can be pricey especially if you're trying to buy a strap! The sellers price was wayyyyyyyy more than fair! I also received it super fast! I would totally buy from this seller again! Two thumbs up! :)
strap attack!!!
This product works great but the vibrator allthough powerful stopped working after the second use and I find it allmost impossible to find the type of batteries it takes. There is a slit behind the base of the dong where the vibe slides into that exposes the foam on the inside that makes it kind of ugly, and once it is in place and inside you the vibrations are pretty weak. The dong itself is great! It does good on its own too and has a suction cup on the base. Its shape allows to insert one bump at a time, its big and Im amazed I got it in but with some lube slides like a dream.
Product is as described and so far is a lot of fun!
Seller sent promptly as promised, and in discreet packaging. Product is as described and so far is a lot of fun!
Pleasantly surprised.
We purchased this to replace our other harness. It fits comfortably, wipes off nicely and the ring not being metal like with most other sets is a huge plus, much more comfortable for the person not wearing it. Great deal on the price as well.
Gift for GF
I have never experience someone using a strap-on on me! My gf tied me face down to the bed one night and we haven't stopped using it. We own 3 of these. My gf had experience with this since she's bi so she knew how to use it on a beginner.
Ride em cowgirl
Time to drive ladies, stick it to your man with this wonderful strap on, it will please him and the vibration will help please you. good for the sexual explorer
fun but broken
it just came in and we were EXCITED for the night to come. first look its about an 8". most important draw back was one of the snaps broke before even using it. so that made for a difficult time keeping it "together". other than that we were pleased so far with this and enjoyed it. the second time we used this the rubber ring that hold the dong to the harness broke. very disapointed