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Not really a "beginner" one
This was a lot bigger than the description made it sound. When I read "perfectly sized for beginners" I thought it would be one of the smallest models but this is actually pretty thick.
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Four Stars
A lot bigger than expected
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purple dildo
It is a perfect costume piece for our show. It shows up well on stage and always makes the audience laugh. I would not use it as an actual dildo though.
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Flimsy harness
The harness part isn't the best, but the actual dong is okay. I'd recommend getting a better strap before using it.
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Not What I thought it was
Terrible!
I;m fairly new at starting a collection of sex toys for me and my partner and I was very unsatisfied with this... Even for a beginner I've always been able to spot total crap from the start. First of the harness is basically not there at all. It wont help you thrust because even when the damn thing is as tight as can be it stretches making it impossible to thrust. It doesn't hold lube well at all because it basically absorbs it. I'm very patient but this made even me the peace maker of all situations irritated enough to scream. Its good only in the fact that its easy to clean and doesn't smell bad afterwards.
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Nothing like the pictures!
Looks nothing like the pictures- (even the pics on the box once received!) 1. Much shorter and thicker than shown. (which I didn't want!) 2. The material looks like a completely different material than what is shown in the pictures- It's some kind of weird rubbery material. Not the nice smooth shiny material that's shown. I certainly will not buy another Classix product!
A bit thick and the material is a little "scratchy" ...
A bit thick and the material is a little "scratchy" feeling. The strap itself is flimsy and my lady can hardly wear it without it interrupting playtime.
GREAT PRODUCT
I just recently bought this product and believe I was a little on the edge to find out how the product would turn out and indeed it came out perfect. The material doesn't absorb, the length and thickness is like the real thing. I do encourage more people to buy it, because 3 stares are just not enough. I really hope I helped.
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Hard material
This product, receives just an okay rating do to, the fact it gets the job done, and is fun to use. On the down side though it is made out of a hard material, and the head of this product is very rough in entry, even with the proper lubrication. Besides that it lives up to what it is supposed to be used for.