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and they all love it.
A few of my friends have this paddle, and they all love it.
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That's why they say friends of a feather paddle together...or maybe that was ducks... | Simpli Comedians
... sting i've ever felt from a paddle which is awesome.
Most intense sting i've ever felt from a paddle which is awesome.
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With this toy, the sting's the thing. | Simpli Comedians
Five Stars
Really enjoy this. IF your partner loves pain. look no further.
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The search is over. Let the party begin! | Simpli Comedians
Five Stars
I love the feel of silicone on bare skin. This paddle delivers on stingy.
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Oh yeah, this paddle could bring the bees to their knees. | Simpli Comedians
Nicely Built, Painful
This piece seems very well-made and, to quote my girlfriend, "OW! That hurts a lot." Two different surfaces are interesting, but both hurt enough that neither she nor I could tell any significant difference (I test any item I buy on my own arm/leg before I will even consider hitting her with it.)
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We're gonna get that quote engraved on a plaque to hang next to this paddle at the office. (Yeah, we keep a paddle on hand at work...is that weird?) | Simpli Comedians
Four Stars
Fun, flexible, stingy
Satisfying smack on the glutes.
This product isn't fancy but it does the trick.
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You can't refute, it pleases the glutes! | Simpli Comedians
Surprisingly good! Highly recommended.
A bit heavier than expect, but it has been a benefit for sure.
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That weight is the extra bit of oomph we sprinkle in to take you over the edge. | Simpli Comedians
I love it - and hate it at the same time
I love it - and hate it at the same time! If sting is what you're after, this is your implement. The narrow width allows precise targeting, the flexibility lets it mold itself to every curve, nook and cranny, and the two different textures give a good variety in sensation. At the same time, it is not so heavy that it causes a lot of bruising. Easy to modulate and control; the recipient will definitely "feel the burn".
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Oh yeah, this paddle definitely brings the heat. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Light a fire under your ass." | Simpli Comedians
Lots of fun
Nice impact with little effort and produces a nice sting.
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It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that sting! | Simpli Comedians