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Never bought this high end of a toy before and let me say WOW! First time use I lost all control of my legs, most my body, and made a huge mess. Look I'm not gonna be shy here when I say my V tightened so much that it actually got stuck (and yes it was well lubed). Ladies I highly highly recommend it!!! Thank you Femme Funn!
Feme Fun
Great product and great motion.
Curvy baby
These curves make my toes curl! This toy is covered in the softest possible material, and that one ridge on the shaft is like it was made for my body THANK YOU.
Two thrilling motors
“Ultra” is right! The separate motor controls for the shaft and clit stimulator are perfect for combining my preference - lighter vibes externally and throbbing pulses on the inside.
You gotta puncture the bottom of the toy to charge it
Fiance bought it for me as a Christmas gift and it's a lot of fun. I only deducted a star because it comes with 0 instructions, not even to tell you that you need to puncture the bottom of the toy with the charger pretty hard in order to open up a hole to charge it. I was really afraid to do that for fear of damaging the toy or for fear of water getting into it later. So far no issues but it would have been helpful to have included *something* instructional with this toy.