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Amazing
I'm a male and when I received this today I couldn't be more excited. It took some time to loosen up and get it thrusting properly. I wasn't sure if it was safe for silicone based lube so I used water based. Although it was annoying reapplying lube so frequently, this thing gave me the fuck of my life. I haven't had a relationship with a woman yet who was into pegging me, so I gave this a spin. I lived out my fantasies to the fullest. Standing in the shower, face pressed on the wall, bent over my bed with my ass up and face down, and on my back legs up with it thrusting down. I can't say enough about how much I love this. It's easily adjusted to work any position, the suction cup is super strong, and the vibrating bullet adds a new level to play. This thing fucked my brains out, I'm going to be walking crooked for the next couple days. I can't wait play again, I'm getting horny just thinking about it. I plan on wearing a plug all day tomorrow to let it really rock my world.
Not worth the hype
It’s a no for me
Simpli Pleasures
Thank you for posting your feedback. We’re proud to have a great collection of toys which we know you’d love, but we also understand that some of them might not work for you. The good news? We will definitely do our best to make things right for you. Just reply to the email we've sent anytime. Looking forward to your reply so we can resolve the issue, Best, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Disappointed
No matter how heavily lubricated I am, this toy gets stuck every time. I don’t know if it’s just the strength or if it is the material as well but either way I’m extremely disappointed. I have very similar toys that haven’t caused this problem. Shop around.
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Don't get this! Awful!!
Don't bother wasting your money. I got this as a gift, It doesn't hold charge at all, the motor is off track, I even tried to do surgery to the poor thing.... very, very disappointed!!!
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Thanks for leaving a review. I am sorry to hear that your item is faulty, we will be more than happy to help. Please contact customer service so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Arianne | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Not as described
By far this is not as great as it sounds! Won’t hold charge, overall not what I expected!
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Thanks for leaving a review. I am sorry to hear that your item is faulty, we will be more than happy to help. Please contact customer service so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Arianne | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Looks like fun but its not.
Not what I expected.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Arianne | Customer Care