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Tight
I am a little bigger than average. I found it too tight. So I will look for something else.
Simpli Pleasures
We really appreciate that you've shared your feedback with us. We try our best to make sure our product assortment has been curated for everyone and everybody, sometimes things just aren’t a perfect fit. However - it's unacceptable for us to have disappointed customers. If you give us a chance, we intend to make this right and hope you respond to the email we've sent. Warmly, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Sucks
Eats lube and dries out within 1 minute of use. Material is too flimsy and sticky, plus everything (dust, hair etc) will stick to it. Not made for a big sausage, don't be cheap and go with a Fleshlight, difference is night and day.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
sizes vary
The last two I ordered were way to tight, this is the best toy I have had when the fit is good. Just hope the size is right and you have a winner.
Simpli Pleasures
Hey there! I'm sorry to hear that the item you recently ordered from us is not exactly what you had in mind. At Simpli, we have done our best to provide you with accurate pictures, detailed product descriptions, and honest customer reviews. Please don't hesitate to get in touch with us. You can reach us at 1-800-918-6308 or you can email us at care@simplipleasure.com. I look forward to hearing from you. Kind regards, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Do not buy
There is not enough lube to be able to use this thing. Yes it's very very tight and looks fine but it gets tacky very quickly. Hurts to use. Go with the gripper instead.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Are guys really able to use this?
Because I can't and I'm not super-sized. The opening hole is only about 1/4" wide. The tunnel is 1/2" wide at the most. While the material is slightly stretchy if you pull it apart with your hands, it will not yield if you insert something softer. Trying to do so may result in damage to your little guy (there is a long warning on the packaging). Threw it in the trash.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi Hattori, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com