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On/off bottons
Most of the on/off buttons need some serious engineering for longevity. They work for a little while and then they either quit or there's only one speed. The concept is great! The quality..not so much.
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After all, how is a toy supposed to push your buttons if you can’t even push the ones on IT?
Suck to little
Suctioning was very poor, vibration wasn’t good at all
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no pump action!!!
wasted my money thinking this would provide suction but very disappointed!! the suction is barely palpable!!! don't buy this at all!!
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Ya get what ya pay for
Well I really should have read the reviews for this item. I only got to that after I ordered the product. Its awful. Leaves you wanting more in the worst way. Unless your into orgasm denial, i would not suggest this low powered, dull product to anyone.
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Not satisfied
Broke within a week. Suction stopped working then the vibration quit. It was great until it broke. Was cheap but ,You get what you pay for.
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item stopped working. Although we are very confident in the quality of products we list on our site, this does unfortunately happen from time to time. We will definitely do our best to make things right for you. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary| Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
. . . Was well worth what I paid for it!
. . . This precious pump comes complete with two different interchangable sleeves and a set of instructions. Can be used with or WITHOUT batteries, which should be removed when not in use. Go ahead and treat yourself. ;-)
DON'T TRY; WILL NOT LIKE
IT DID NOT WORK LIKE IT SAID ON THE PACKAGE AND FROM OTHER USERS. THE PUMP BALL DOES NOT WORK WELL AT ALL.
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item stopped working. Although we are very confident in the quality of products we list on our site, this does unfortunately happen from time to time. We will definitely do our best to make things right for you. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary| Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
It sucks and thats good
wonderful but has not speed control. Has good suction and vibration
Four Stars
The thing worked exceedingly well until a piece of it just crumbled.
Sucks & NOT in a good way
Money thrown away. Vibe is low, no suction, eats batteries, gets hot quickly. Expected a better product from Berman. Want a refund!
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com