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Consider this
It will break after you use it for a week. Even if you try to take care of it, the material will degrade. If you're rocking a 6-inch, then maybe this is for you. If you're bigger, like 8 inches and up, this thing is definitely too small and it will break after a week.
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We're sorry to hear you're hung... up, on the size. It's important to us that you get your money's girth. WORTH. Worth. Sorry, we're still thinking about '8 inches and up.'
Great product
It has been great, I use it all the time. Going to buy a second one for when I wear this one out.
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Why wait to buy another? Make sure you're ready today. ;)
My bf new fave toy
My boyfriend uses it and he has never looked back.
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He's Our boyfriend now. ♥
not bad, need slick lube
totally worth the money, but you'd better get some super slick, almost runny lube or you're gonna regret it. KY just dries out and get's sticky before you're done. mine got torn before the tube was done. WET lube works the best. And don't worry about it being too short, it will stretch to take a few more inches.
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Good thing we've got lubes-a'plenty over in our 'Essentials' tab!
Real thing
It Feels real! It’s as close as you can get to the real thing.
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All the pleasure of the real thing, none of the Anything Else.
Good while it lasts
Not sure what happened. The product worked well until it ripped.
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I think I know what happened ;)
Enjoyed it
Just because you're an adult doesn't mean you don't enjoy toys. It's all about quality, not quantity.
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At these prices, may as well get a quantity of 'em too.
Okay
It’s not very pretty, but it feels so good.
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Well, good thing it doesn't have ears.
Tiny
OMG the most unbeliverble littel very very very very young and tiny girl vagina ever tried ohhhh this littel tiny girl vagina OMG
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This review should have you put on a list, and it’s not a ‘best customer’ list. | Simpli Skeeved Out
Are you serious?
Unless you have a super small micro dong, do not buy this one. Seriously, this thing is WAY too tight for the average member. It split down the middle while I was using it. Spend a little extra and get some of the full sized one.
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Hi Grillin' man!, Thank you for your review. We're sorry this product isn't working for you. Please contact us at care@simplipleasure.com and reference your order number so we can make things right for you. Kind regards, Jovelle | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com