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Wish I had gotten one DECADES ago!
Being 59, single and overweight, I am my most reliable sexual partner, but was looking for something to improve the experience. What is great about this thing is that since you are not actually touching yourself, it feels like someone else is manipulating you. The fact it covers more of your member than a grasped hand seems to provide better stimulation than a hand job. All I can say is the first time I used it I had one of the most powerful orgasms I have had in awhile and was shooting all over the place! On the second use, I almost pulled a muscle when I orgasmed, but that is probably more from being out of shape than anything. Get one of these things!
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The Signature Strokers Super Sucker: so good you'll pull a muscle.
Quick mod for explosive Joy!
This is a very nice product out of the box, but with a quick mod you can get another inch or more in length of the Super Sucker and 50% more pleasure. The trick is to add one or two Elastic Ponytail Bands - NO METAL, around the slender part of the mouth/front and four ponytail elastic bands around the rear, (I taped the four ponytail bands together flat with small pieces of cardboard and electrical tape in 3 areas like the 3 points of a peace sign). The ponytail elastic bands I been using are two inch outside diameter and have a strong elastic stretch to them, (bought them at wallyworld). The ponytail bands tighten up the Super Sucker and stop it from compressing. A lot more realistic feeling and has eliminated almost all of the prairie-dogging of my long slender weasel! I have also used a nylon velcro ankle strap off one of my kiteboard booties around the fat area of the Super Sucker with excellent results. The perfume smell slowly goes away. Make sure you shower after using when new and wash your hands with mechanic's soap to avoid co-workers looking at you funny. Oh yeah, using the Super Sucker in reverse spreads the lube around and has a different feel!
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You Macgyver'd the toy?
happy hubby
my hubby is satisfied during lovemaking and I feel less pressured for penetration.It work for us.
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Takes the pressure off when you need it and puts the pressure ON where he needs it. Simpli perfect.
Fun
I like it. Took me while to get a good feel for it but when I did it was complete satisfaction.
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Like a new partner, sometimes the mechanics take a little getting used to. Unlike a new partner, you won't ever have to define the relationship.
Gets the job done
This item does what it says it will. Very simple to use, easy clean up. Best one for the value. gets used often.
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There's a lot of magic up this sleeve!
Great toy for couples
We absolutely love using it. My fianc�� and I got it at first to fill in the gaps when i'm menstruating. We now use it because it adds a lil fun to our time together.
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When you sees the toy as a collaborator and not a competitor, the whole team wins. ;)
Very "handy"!
Our schedules are hectic at best, and opposite of each other. After 34 years of marriage we know that intimacy comes first! My wife gets great pleasure watching me "loose control", as she puts it LOL. This toy has become very "handy" in out adventures! Highly recommended.
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Gotta hand it to yah... Sounds like yall know what your doing.
Great prices,fast delivery,fun selection.
Fabulous,quality
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A fabulous fap.
Product was as they said it would be.
Take your time and compare.
Very tight, just right
It takes plenty of lube, has a tight lip, however once you are fully inserted it does give the sensation of a very nice blow job. Yes I recommend this.