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A great value
It is a cheap, simple product. Very tight, easy to play with, and super easy to clean.
Tight For Me
I was surprised at how tight this toy was. I definitely needed lube to use it. I will say the UR3 material is amazing, soft and realistic. The only complaint I had was the length. It's great for stroking but I'm only 6" and my head popped out the other end. If you are longer, you may want to consider a different toy if you don't want to just stroke.
Pleasantly surprised
T This is the first "toy" I've ever bought/used and I'm almost 27. It took six business days to get here. Not stellar but by no means bad either. I put it to use after work and was the best orgasm I've ever had outside of sex. I wouldn't say it felt like a p**** or a real a** (but it is super tight... Use lots of lube!) but it was awesome and for the price it defies "you get what you pay for." Now for the dreaded "cons." First, I'm not the happiest about length but I'm not exactly "average sized" so I would request something that accommodates 8" comfortably. That's my only complaint but not enough to detract from five stars.
Tight
Couldn't really use it due to the fact that the opening was to small
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Not that great
I was disappointed in the feel and the tightness
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NIce and tight!
Loving it!
good
beats products triple the cost
Very narrow
The hole is so narrow that is feels like the real thing. You just have to use some lub and it will take you where you want. It is nice to spice things up
Tight for me
I was very impressed with this toy. It's quite tight for me and definitely need lube to get in. I'm still working on the right amount of lube, otherwise it slips off. I will say that it is a little short and if you have a shaft longer than 6" it may not be right for you, unless you just use it to stroke. The UR3 material is indeed soft and realistic.
Ass Palm Pal is excellent
Smaller than I thought it'd be. Very nice but can be very tight and sore after a few strokes with it on. A lot of lube is a must. It's very short but the internal design feels great. Very soft and slinky. Can use it over and over again. Easy to clean due to the opening end.