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Five Stars
recomend
amazing
It feels amazing I have to use spit until my lube comes in
Two Stars
Not very durable.
Two Stars
Too short, and small.
Blah.
doesn't feel real. Doesn't add anything new or exciting to masturbation.
Five Stars
Great toy for solo pleasure!
Cheap enough, fun enough.
Works pretty good! Much better than hands and for the price I can't complain. Comes discreet ordered from Adult Toy Spot as they said. The first uses were the best as the product was tight, but it stretched quicker than I had hoped, also some internal features eroded quickly. It comes with some UR3 care powder to increase lifespan, which is corn starch from my understanding, incase you needed to buy extra. So I suppose UR3 material simply degrades quickly? Can't take points off for that because I knew this does not last due to the nature of it. Next time I order I will have to get a tight virgin one, maybe that would last longer. The way it is now I don't seeing it stretch any more (2-3 weeks owned) and it still gets the job done but for sure not as good as the first times. The main thing I like in this product is the entry which degrades quick, though ribbing is still perfectly fine other than being looser. I did not have a strong strong smell like most people, but it was noticeable. The pink washes off after the first use as well. 5.5 inches isn't really long enough for me but I used it without any rips or tears like some people experiences. So for the price, honestly no issues. I enjoy the product. Perhaps if you want to spend more money you could get far more uses out of the products you buy but, in the end I think it's all the same material just different internal design, could be wrong though. EDIT: after it is loosened up you can put rubber bands around it to enhance it, still wont be like new but it helps.
Three Stars
Feels nice but ripped open after maybe a month
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Three Stars
Tears around the opening.
Avoid!
Floppy, inside almost flat, no ribs, no feeling. I am average size. Tear down after week of use. Better spent $40-$70 for Tomax or Meiki