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Doc Johnson UR3 Jesse Capelli Pocket Pussy
Wow, one of the best orgasms I have ever had. I would highly recommend it without doubt. It has a great grip and you can use it in multiple positions. One of the best sex toys I have ever bought. It arrived on time and well packaged.
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very nice
My husband loved it! He compared the sensation to a very nice BJ. We had lots of fun with the toys we bought and will be back for more!
Very nice
This toy will eat your c**k perfectly with the great grip and nubs inside you will be loving this thing from the start. Very strong orgasms. But just overall great stroke
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Woah. You’re making us want to buy it, and we sell it.
Awesome
It’s great I love it
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A pocket pussy so good it's got you saying the L word. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Review A+
Bought for under 11$ works and feels amazing. Only and i mean only set back is that it is open on both ends...if it was closed on the opposite end it would be even better. Over all 100% worth every penny.
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We're so happy you're happy that we don't even care why or how you paid for it in pennies. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Its ok
It has a fast shippling, but its not all that. It kinda feels like real thing but not much.. And my d only fits tip. I guess is for small dickers.
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Not what I expected!
The front looks like a vagina, but after that it isn't much to work with! It needs to be longer.
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Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. It is unfortunate that the item you received is not up to your satisfaction. As per our Pleasure Promise we will definitely make things right for you! Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can further assist you. Kind regards, Mary | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Five Stars
Gets the job done, not sure why I didn't buy one sooner
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Just like you inside this toy, this toy came at just the right time. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Maple Honey will melt your brain
The Jesse Capelli toy is totally amazeballs! Every straight man should own one! I just love driving my big hard cock into her tight love tunnel! I absolutely love my little Maple Honey!!! FYI, for hygiene purposes, I use a water-based lube and condom, and always clean the toy after usage.
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Thank you for the glowing feedback and the cleaning instructions! After all, cleaning up is an essential part of gettin' down and dirty. ♥- Simpli Comedians
My Favorite Design
Of all similar products, this one is my favorite for its ribbing and design.
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Of all similar reviews, this one is OUR favorite for its.... everything. ♥- Simpli Comedians