The Joke's On Us
Whenever you leave a review on a product that you love, you'll get a response from one of our hilarious Simpli comedians. Read at your own risk.
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Perfect toy! Feels great.
Super Great. Fast shipping, Love the feeling! Will be ordering another one soon! I would recommend this to anyone!
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We make sure our toys come quick n' easy so you can too. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
Closest thing to real.
Felt absolutely amazing.
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All the pleasure of the real thing, none of the birthday-remembering. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Five Stars
Loved it! Got me off real good
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A pocket puss so good it's got you saying the LOVE word? Can we be the cock ring bearers at the wedding? ♥- Simpli Comedians
Five Stars
Good
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When the toy is THIS good, it really does speak for itself. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Five Stars
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We didn't know you could leave a review with sound-to-text! ♥- Simpli Comedians
Junk
Side ripped out after using it twice. Do not buy this product.
good
good
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You're right: when it's good, it's gooooooOooOoOood. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Five Stars
A goof gift for a friend who has not said one word about it since receiving it! LOL
Simpli Pleasures
We can't tell if you meant to type 'good' gift or 'goof,' but either way, this friend is probably busy doing some serious self-lovin'. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Three Stars
It's nice and tight but it should come with lube
Simpli Pleasures
We wish everything on our site came with free lube, but we've gotta keep the dildo machines runnin' over here at Simpli HQ. ♥- Simpli Comedians
One Star
it's like it was made for a penny