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Its helping
I use this pump and keep it on for about 30 mins or so before masturbating and then going to sleep. There could be other factors like my exercise but have noticed that I get stronger erections whenever I don't use the pump. Also when I wake up in the mornings my erections feels really strong. Im 41 yrs old and did loose my morning wood a few yrs back. I am very pleased with this product.
Best pump ever!!!
Bought this pump after seeing mya nichole use it in a non-traditional way in deep anal abyss 2. I love that its clear so that you can see whats going on inside. Have yet to try what mya did, but looking forward to it!
Five Stars
good tool
Würde ich wieder kaufen.
Einwandfreie Funktion und sehr gute Qualität.
Five Stars
Excellent product ,,,
Piece of garbage, extremely poorly made
Complete piece of garbage and I cannot return it. The suction pump is joke, it's cheap, lowsy material. Extremely disappointed in this product.
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A little too short for me.
This is not what i wanted. penis shape is on outside only, inside is test tube shape. The pump is just a cheep bulb, but works just fine. It does not over vacuum so you want hurt yourself. The built in release valve is nice. The biggest drawback is it is only 7 inches total inside length, so if your over 6 inches like me don't buy. If your under 6 inches this is a good pump.
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Smaller then I thought
I chose 3 stars for its size and pump bulb not to good it’s k but I will need one bigger
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works great
pumps up very well keeps vaccum when disconnected.
Excellent Pump !
This a great fun stimulating device for personal enjoyment. It is well made looks good and works well. The suction is excellent so enjoy but be careful ! Your little man will swell up and out past normal dimensions if you over do it and keep it on for a long time. That could result in damage to inside tissues and skin causing pain, irritation and long lasting swelling. The clear walls are thick but pliable allowing you to see and feel what is going on. This my second pump, I wore out the first one. Over time the soft plastic bottom ring and bulb will dry out and get hard. The only problem is with the side stem which can crack or break off if bent too much which happened to me. After many repairs I gave up and got a new one. This is all you could want in a pump. It feels great! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!