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Great!!
I appreciate the discreet shipping! This is thicker than I anticipated, but I honestly love it. The suction cup isn’t the strongest but I don’t mind!
Super fat, and Silicone Lube Compatible!!
Bought this locally, and it's my absolute favorite now. Super wide, and not too long. Great texture and its silicone lube compatible!! Which is so hard to find sometimes. I only use silicone lube these days, and so many toys will degrade when you use it. Thank god for whatever this is made from!
great product
good material. no issues. works great.
Pretty good, as far as cheap dildoes go
Like many cheaper didoes, this one has a chemical smell to it. It's not nearly as bad as some others I've encountered, but still not desirable. It has a nice texture on the shaft and it's not too firm or too squishy. Everyone is different so you may not want to take my word for it, but I found it to be fairly thick. It wasn't unmanageably large, but you definitely would want to go slow and use lube. The suction cup is fairly strong- I was actually able to stick it to the wall and hang my coat from it (not as an everyday thing, just for fun). this dildo is harness compatible, though I had a bit of difficulty getting it into the harness. While many other harness compatible dildoes have a bit of an indented "ring" around the base where the ring of the harness would go, this one does not. I was able to fit it into the harness, but it took a bit os squeezing and I had to put the entire dildo through the ring rather than inserting from the suction cup end. Some cheaper dildoes will actually start to change color after a while, which is pretty gross, or start to rip or tear around the indent for the harness- after several uses both with and without the harness, there is no visible degradation or color change of the dildo. Overall a pretty good dildo, and if you don't have a whole lot of money for a more expensive one I'd say this is a decent choice.
Nice and squishy
Stubs in the house! squishy, short, and pink. My lady likes it.
Well worth ordering!
Good price, the chub is a little thicker than the other models in the same line.The thickness is good. It is a little harder than expected though, I was thinking it would be more fleshy. No protruding “veins” to make it uncomfortable with its hardness. No weird smells when opening, although a little whiff of cotton candy briefly? Call me crazy. Suction cup works good. Would work good in strap on harness.
NOT AS DESCRIBED
Not as described. No near the diameter it says. Very disapointed