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Great length and feels good, but leaves more to be desired with thickness
Overall great intro into depth training. I wish the suction was stronger, and that the overall thickness of the shaft was thicker, it’s amazing. I’m a 6 foot tall guy, balls deep it reaches just under my left nipple. The sensation is incredible.
GAPE TRAINING
This dildo is amazing. It is so big it feels so good it makes me cum without a single stroke to my cock. I have a gigantic selection of gigantic dildos. All of them more expensive most of them inferior in one or more ways. None of them do I have up my ass more than Dick Rambone. It is my go to dildo. I go to it most everyday ignoring the other 9 or 10 huge dildos in my collection . The texture and girth are perfect the suction cup base adheres to any smooth surface and stays put so you can concentrate on taking it deepeer and deeper. . I like to get it in me 13+ inches and just sit back with it buried for a long time moaning praying and shaking with extasy. It is so damn good. It is a good preparation for my goal of Handballing in the near future. Great cheap dildo but cheap monetarily not cheap in quality or size . Possibly the greatest value in all big dildos. I
This is the" KING "of them All!
You will love this dildo. It is so big and so realistic. It took me a few time to get it all the way up my ass but once it was in there was no turning back. It is worth every penny spent on getting it! Get a good lube for it and you will be in heaven!
Recommend for all size queens or kings
Definitely not for beginners. Didn’t use for myself seeing as I’m not a size queen but I used on a girlfriend who’s a size queen and she absolutely loved it said was the best stuffing she’s had in a long time. She said triple up on the lube before trying. It’s very heavy has a lot of weight too it not bendy so just like a real life one.
Love love love the toys
Love love love the toys! Most of them are significantly more affordable than other sites! Will definitely be purchasing again! (I already bought 6 new friends from them!)
Huge
Definitely not for beginners this thing is huge wife had trouble with it at first but she's optimistic and assures me will be okay after several uses
Large shaft in black
Easy in and easy out.we love it!
Great product
Love this toy. Came exactly as advertised. Will definitely order from this place again.
Not for the novice user. Exactly as described.
Awesome product, exactly as desired, just take it easy if you are a novice user.
Rough
Very hard.
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