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This kit is great by providing size options to meet your preference. They are smooth & very comfortable.
Love all sizes
I ride one suck on the others
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Whether you ride or suck, these are good as... heck. ♥
Good enough for me.
Bought these as a training kit, they are all pretty big (to me) it took me a long time to get used to this so maybe not all that great for first timers... The largest one is HUGE (again, to me) but the small and middle plug are great. Very comfortable when inserted and easy to get out. Would probably buy again. Only downfall for me is that jelly toys are impossible to store safely. I have a few spots on the largest where it has melted a little due to bad storage.
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Like a new partner, sometimes new plugs take a little getting used to. And a little lube. Maybe a lot of lube. ♥- Simpli Comedians
The Doc is in the HOUSE!
Loving this training kit. The small is bigger than I thought! It doesn't hurt. It's actually comfortable; the jelly is soft. But lube it up!!! The small is like: Your pinky and ring finger together. The medium is like: Your middle and index finger together. The large is like: TWO thumbs together with a thumb behind it. Overall. Easy to use. Easier to clean. Doc Johnson is reputable.
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Easy to use, easier to clean, even EASIER to get very, very dirty. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
Some of the most comfortable plugs I have ever had
Feels amazing with how squishy they are. The biggest one is not beginner friendly though, very large but manageable with practice
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Practice (and lube) makes perfect. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Needed something that would stay in....
Small is a little too small for anyone with experience, large is a bit too large for most nights, medium is just right. Main thing was we needed a plug that would stay in place while doing other things. These fit the bill so you can loosen up for awhile and actually walk around without it shooting back out haha. Put it in some hot water to warm it up before use and you are good to go!
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So glad we could help you find your Goldilocks butt plug- juuuuuuust right. ♥- Simpli Comedians
What more can you ask for?
So I am actually repurchasing this because I didn't want my ex catching me (yes I'm a guy) with these. Needless to say, the small plug is good for all day use and/or use a rapid insertion dildo. The medium is where the fun begins, makes the more experienced guys/gals gasped when you put it in. When you take it out it just makes you beg for more. The largest is the pinnacle of almost any toy I've used. It's big and significantly deeper than most plugs, it will make the experienced guys immediately hard as it presses against your prostate. I try to keep that one in as long as possible to get a good gape.
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If she doesn't support your anal pleasure, she's not the one. ♥- Simpli Comedians
HUGE!!!
Ummmmm WOW! These things are definitely NOT for anal NEWBIES! They are HUGE! They seem to be very well made and I will get some use out of them, though I highly doubt I'll ever ever ever get the biggest one in my butt, I can barely get that one in my vag much less the butt. Overall I believe my husband and I will enjoy these, the only reason for the 4 stars is due to them being much bigger than expected and definitely shouldn't be advertised as for beginners.
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When the toy arrives bigger than expected, we call that a girthday present. ♥- Simpli Comedians
It's ok
Just not what I was looking for they are thick but at the base is very flimsy
Kinda big, but nice
Should have checked dimensions more closely, because the biggest one is BIG. Other two sizes are perfect, though.
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If it doesn't fit in the rear, it'll make a lovely paperweight. ♥- Simpli Comedians