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Worth it
Exactly like the picture. It’s big. Great quality. Hoard to put on but stays on. Got it for my boyfriend to use on me. I know I’ll like it feels real also has nice girth
Wonderful products
Great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Long but doesn't look very real.
Wish it was more flesh colored instead of white white. Fits perfect on about a 6 and half inch dick. Makes that 10 and a half inches long. Adds a Little girth but not to crazy. Not a lot of texture, but still fun to get out once in a while. Stays on well.
Great toy!!
This is a nice and fun toy, the material is smothe with enough guve that it doesnt hurt!! If you want something to try for a little change of pace this is great!! Like another reviewer said there was a smell, this one had NO smell to it (maybe they fixed that) but I did purchace another toy and it had/HAS that smell and it is AWFUL!!
A little adventure
We tried it and definitely understand its purpose! For that time that you choose a position that is anatomically impossible, the impossible becomes possible! It will also go into my bawdy Halloween bedroom collection!
It's long
I bought this because it's not huge(Girth) and my wife couldn't squat over me without her thighs having a workout burn. I figured the 10 inches would help a lot. Haven't gotten the chance to use it in this position, but I am confident it will be nice for her. Did penetrate her with it and she said it was really good. If we use it right before, I think she will have a really explosive one. If so, I think it could become a frequent addition to our fun.
I just want to say that I only had one complaint with this toy and this one complaint prevented me from using it. The smell of PVC or some kind of chemical smell was so Toxic and lasting as is it never goes away made it impossible to use. I even had to take it out to the wash room to keep from breathing it in the house.
So you see I never got to use it. I'm not mad I just wish I had gotten a similar one made from silicon base material. And by the way, the product states it's body friendly but there's no way I would use it smelling like it does. It can't be safe!....Very Sincerely Dirk A.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi Dirk, Appreciate the feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not satisfied with one of the items in your order. As per our 100% Pleasure Promise, we would be more than happy to come up with a solution for you. Kindly email us at care@simplipleasure.com. Kind regards, Maria VP Customer Loyalty