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GOOD FOR BEGINNERS
Just to let you know, do your homework on YOU TUBE, before you buy this, or any product like this, or you will cause serious injury...This product works, it is good for the money, but if they raise the price over $15.00 to $18.00 it is not...Make sure, you follow advice on You Tube, and from personal use, do not be in a hurry, and over pump, and cause injury...This produce, is missuses, will not make you grow, bigger faster, unless you use penis steroids heheheheh...Use for 5 to 10 minutes a day, 2 times a day, for 6 weeks, then one 2 weeks off to allow for quality healing...I Know some stupid guys will not, because more is better to them but they are wrong, this is not pumping iron on juice...If it doesn't work, it is because, you are doing it wrong, it is not the pump...You need to do some shaving around the base of the penis, use some lotion or lube, on the black rubber seal, and begin to exercise...Skin will grow first, no kidding, then blood veins, then the main penis veins...AGAIN GO SLOW AND DO NOT BE STUPID, IT WORKS
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Penis pump
Don't know.. not used it yet.. but I have high hopes for it
The item is worth its price.
The item is worth it's price with great suction. The 3 components a very enduring.
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Simpli Pleasures: the only place where “it sucks” is a 5 star review.
Pump
Overall good. I had to adjust something's. I got better suction without the rubber sleeve.
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Going sleeveless is a classic move. Worked for tank tops, vests, and now for this toy.
Increase Size the right way.
I have experience with these pumps. They work if you have a little time each day to gradually gain some size. I notice there are comments on the air hole. I put a small piece of Scotch tape on the hole and when you want to release the air lift the tape a bit. You have hands free and you can even task while your basically exercising your member. Just know that these pumps can cause injury if you don't take your time with the pressure. Well, off to buy a pump again.
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Thanks for your feedback, Lia. As we are constantly striving to improve in making better products and services for you, we truly appreciate that you've taken the time to let us know about this. This will be forwarded over to the appropriate department for further review. We value our customers' opinions and welcome further discussion so we can make this right for you. If you'd like, you can always connect with us again anytime so we can discuss this further. Yours sincerely, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Alright
Little to small, hit the top of the chamber before i get to pump as much as I want
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Thanks for your feedback. As we are constantly striving to improve in making better products and services for you, we truly appreciate that you've taken the time to let us know about this. This will be forwarded over to the appropriate department for further review. We value our customers' opinions and welcome further discussion so we can make this right for you. If you'd like, you can always connect with us again anytime so we can discuss this further. Yours sincerely, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Not that good
Doesn’t pump that much I’ve had better pumps. Give it like three squeezes and it’s done pumping . Only gave it 2 stars because it fits nice. Other than that don’t get much of a pump out of it very dissatisfied
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Thank you for posting your feedback. We’re proud to have a great collection of toys which we know you’d love, but we also understand that some of them might not work for you. The good news? We will definitely do our best to make things right for you. Just reply to the email we've sent anytime. Looking forward to your reply so we can resolve the issue, Best, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
I never received my item
Didn’t get my item
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Hi Gabriel, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you have not received your item. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Mary | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
I would not recommend it to any
It does not work at all. I would not recommend it to any man
Pump it up!!!
It works fine and its helping a little bit. I think after a few more times with the pump ill reach my goal
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