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Five Stars
No balls to get in the way!
Size matters
Not as big as I thought it would be. But nice
Simpli Pleasures
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Love it
Amazing
Five Stars
Just as expected
Size Matters
It was a little too big from what the picture showed.
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Pretty Good
This dildo does have a bit of a smell to it. If you soak it in some warm water overnight or wash it really well that goes away. My only real complaint is that bending it back to its original shape is really difficult. Like almost impossible. It will get mostly straight, but will still curve off to one side. Other than that it was a pretty good purchase.
Simpli Pleasures
Thanks for taking the time to leave a feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Arianne | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308
I love the size and texture
I love the size and texture, though it has a much larger girth than I was expecting. It's very easy to clean, though it attracts pet hair and dust like you wouldn't believe; so keeping it in a closed container is ideal. It feels wonderful, and doesn't have any pungent chemical smell, but rather faintly smells like licorice; whether that's a pro or con, is for you to decide.
Great
has become my new best friend while the old man is away on business. i highly recommend purchasing this! Do it
great product
what can i say...it is awesome lol
For a great night
Best gift ever. If you need to spice up your sex life or just a little time alone, this is the dildo you need in your life. It is such a great thing to have. It feels almost like the real thing, and the endless role plays you can have using it.. I highly recommend this item. Shipping was supper fast also.