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Excellent, but understand what it is and is not
This is an excellent product. The handle/dildo portion is glass, so it has associated pros and cons. It is temperature sensitive, and if you don't want an ice cold dildo, you need to take steps to warm it up. On the pro side, it is long enough to be pleasing without being too long for comfort. It is also rock hard, which is mostly a plus, unless you are looking for a softer, more realistic feel. The flail is strong enough for a mild strike without too much chance of real pain. Good for beginners, light play, or for warm-up. All in all, a great product.
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Like a new partner, it's helpful to get to know this toy before stickin' it in, on, or around.
Great nights of fun
Received the Icicles No.38 within 5 days of ordering as a somewhat surprise to the wife.I slipped it under her pillow so that she would see it when she went to bed. She was very anxious to open it. Upon opening we did notice the smell and and small amount of particulate fallout, nowhere near what i expected of either from other reviews. Like others have said the whips themselves seem to be the perfect amount of pleasure and pain depending on the aggression level. Seemed just enough to make her twitch upon contact in an enjoyable way. The glass section is also very nice with good,nicely defined ridges along the shaft. I can honestly say this is the first glass toy that she said she could definitely feel the texture. It is also a little larger in diameter and longer than any of our other glass toys, which may have helped. I always thought the others were a little too small. The bulbous end is awesome. It is approximately the size of a golf ball and easily hits all the right spots;-). With texture size and the tip we probably should have been in a place that was more moisture friendly, cause it was wet and wild.
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You KNOW the toy is good when you've gotta lay a towel down.
Worth every penny!
My partner and I thoroughly enjoyed this. The size and design i.e. ridges, on the handle are amazing. The sensation inside was incredibly pleasing. My partner loved watching it go in and out of my body and of course we both loved the leather flogger. We will definitely be using this routinely. As in another review, there is some black particulate that came off when removing from the box, but given the level of pleasure, that is absolutely no big deal.
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All the best sex comes with a lil' cleanup. ;)
AWESOME,
We had this less then a week and used it, my wife was very happy with the quality. I am definitely a Icicles fan. It may need some maintenece to keep everything attached, some of the adhesive was loose after a few uses.
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"Wife was happy" is the Oscar of sex toy reviews, and it's an honor just to be nominated.
Oh baby!!!
What a lovely surprise for my little lady.....she absolutely loved the things i did to her with this gem!
AMAZING
This is one of the most amazing additions to my toy collection. The leather is soft and the crystal cold. The first time i used it on my wife, she was blindfolded. she had no idea what it was, but OH MY, did she enjoy it. The crevices on the crystal provides amazing results. I hadn't heard moans like that in a long time and we have an active sex life. I'm surprised she hasn't purchased one for herself for when she goes on business trips.
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"I'm surprised she hasn't purchased one for herself..." sounds like we know what she's getting for her birthday!
Dual purpose dildo/whip
Wife loved it so much more than expected, great for the occasional power play roles
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We LOVE when reality exceeds sexpectations.
The leather comes off Fast
This is a great item. I loved it. the only problem is that it only lasts 3 or 4 sessions. All the leather falls on the floor as you whip.
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Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Maria - VP Customer Loyalty
Nice!
Arrived promptly in new, undamaged condition. Looks very attractive and appears well made. Almost an art piece. The glass holds well in your hand, not too heavy or light. The glass is cool to the touch and easy to clean. The leather is very nice and can be used fairly aggressively without harm or much pain. Cons: The leather is very soft and can be used fairly aggressively without causing much pain, and that's a con if that's what you're into. When new the leather sheds a fair amount of particles.
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It's only fitting that a sex toy that resembles an art piece gets a review that reads like an Ode. We appreciate the feedback. ♥
Five Stars
Cannot begin to describe the excellence.
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Even though you can't begin to describe it, we're proud of you for trying.