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Doc Johnson Bust It this IS More Like It!
That's More Like It, the Doc Johnson syringe type ejaculator "Nut Butter" lube. I Just Luv the feeling of this Man Meat and the Nut Butter. When it Ooozes in me once I Plunge it inside! It makes everything So MUCH BETTER when things work out. The applicator tube is BIGGER than that other "Thing" I have and so is the hole on the The "Doc Johnson Bust It!" The downside? The tube is Much shorter than the other one but, I'm a Resourceful kinda' Gurl as well as Mechanically inclined to Improvise, Adapt, Adjust and OverCum that Hurdle.
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Oh my GOD. You're selling us on it a thousand times over, and WE sell it.
Better than the real deal
Feels very good and works amazing! My girlfriend and I have had a lot of fun using it ;)
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Like we always say, teamwork makes the cream squirt!
Worth it
I ordered this prior to my fiancé and I getting married so that we could start experimenting. Needless to say, we found quite a few uses for it :). It is exactly as described, and is great quality.
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So what you're saying is we basically officiated your wedding. We're not crying, YOU'RE crying!
No regrets
My wife bugged me and bugged me for this. Why? I have no idea yet. Do I regret it? Definitely not...
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Keep listening to your wife and you'll regret it less and less.
Very big and very fun
I use it all the time and it is very good. It is super easy to clean and fairly easy to use
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When it comes to dildos, it's important to be able to fit it in. To your daily routine.
Never received my order
I ordered this and it’s been 10 days! I did the rush delivery. I emailed them and all they can say is they are back up.
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Believe us, we hate being backed up because that means y'all can't back your things up. Someone from our customer service team will be in touch soon to set things right so we can forget this hurt and get to the squirt.
Best orgasms of my life
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Our toys are life-changingly good.
very good
I was given this product and recommended it to other friends. It’s bigger than it looks in the package, so don’t be fooled by the size. The instructions were very simple to follow, making it easier to set up once putting it together.
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When the toy arrives larger than expected, we call that a girthday present.
Good
Not my favorite scent but I still like it... refreshing light
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Not your favorite scent, but we're sure it 'scent' you into orgasmic ecstasy. Fair trade.
The one!
What a nice refresher to my collection. Nothing compares with the realism of this item. If you are looking for the real thing; this is the one for you.
Simpli Pleasures
Nothing goes better with a collection of dildos than MORE dildos. That's either science, math, or both.