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Good quality.. to big for me
The only reason im not giving this 5 stars is cause the descrition didnt make it clear how GIANT this thing is. Its 6 inches around... i measured it.. its good quality but honestly this wont fit in me hahahah
This is one of the best dildos I have ever purchased
There were some mixed reviews based on this dildo being and vibrator. No where did it say it was a vibrating dildo. Another review stated that the dildo had an odor even after washing it. In my case there was no odor after taking it out of the package. The dildo was extremely effective and pleasurable. I continues to be outstanding and effective. This is one of the best dildos I have ever purchased.
Ehhh...
It's alright but reading all the stuff I expected bigger, this will probably never get used.... SP you guys should really put the dimensions clearly in the discrimination.. .
but he feels good in the hand and somewhere else too
This willie slides down the shower wall a little too freely, but he feels good in the hand and somewhere else too. Heavy and fleshy, he fills what needs to be filled when I need it.
It was everything and more at this point who needs a man it rallts stick well in the shower it feels like the real thing and it don't talk back I love it I keep in close by @night lol.
It was great it gets a big fat 10 from me I keep it close by at night and it works perfectly fine in the shower sticks well I absolutely love it
Big Papa!
Buy it you wont be disappointed
Three Stars
Little thick first try but wife took most in second time & got off.really realistic look& feel
nice machine!
Ir feels so real, I don't care anymore if my bf is not in the mood! The only negative part is the smell of cheap cologne, but it should go away after a while!
Five Stars
Very good
like the skin texture
Suction cup can not hold up weight/girth of the toy, but that is my only complaint. Very realistic, even feels eerily realistic, like the skin texture.. Feels great inside, many O's achieved with this big boy. Love it. Just wish it would stick to the shower wall so I could really have some fun. :)