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Amazingly Soft
This is the softest adult toy I have ever had the pleasure to touch. If you are looking for something soft, it doesn't get any softer than this thing right here.

so nice!
I’ve had such a good time using this toy! the dual textures really make a difference, and the suction cup bottom is very handy :) highly recommend.
Incredible but Flimsy
This little thing isn't huge, but the squish feels incredible. It's hard on the outside but pliable on the inside - making it tricky to find the right angle.

Not good
Very odd material and too soft. Wouldn’t recommend

There's a new kid in town.
I love to submit to my new " friend"! It feels so real and the suction feature is a must when I'm alone. Very nice!

Wrong item sent
This was nothing like what I expected. Basically like a guy who is partially hard. It is so bendy that you have a hard time inserting because it folds in half.