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Neat idea but not so good.
Overall shopping experience was fine. It arrived quickly and looked like the pictures. Like some of the other reviewers have mentioned, the vibration is only right at the tip. The “stroking” doesn’t feel like stroking. The suction works, but the chamber is too short. My dick was right up against the bullet vibe and had no room to expand. I don’t think I am all that large, but I still filled the stroker. There was no way this was going to deliver pleasure or growth. I got a great price on it but I tossed it in the trash after I used it the first time.
Poor design. Suggestions
Poor design. Suggestions: 1. Have a detachable power cord so I wouldn't have drag the battery pack along to clean the device. 2: Have a removable cup for easy cleaning. 3: Make the stroke length longer. 4: Make the lips with softer material.
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Hi Kan, Thank you for your wonderful suggestion about how the product can improve. We'll make sure to pass this along with the manufacturer. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
A flawed product but I found it provides a pleasing ...
A flawed product but I found it provides a pleasing pump experience (if you're not larger than normal). Some tubing & hose clamps overcome most issues but it is difficult to clean thoroughly.
Disappointed!
The chamber is too small and way under powered. The pump ball either fell off or wouldn’t expand after squeezing. Hard to clean. Should have spent the hundred on a hooker. This thing is going in the trash
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Thank you for posting your feedback. We’re proud to have a great collection of toys which we know you’d love, but we also understand that some of them might not work for you. The good news? We will definitely do our best to make things right for you. Just reply to the email we've sent anytime. Looking forward to your reply so we can resolve the issue. Best, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
It works great but it needs to pulsate like a milk machine that would be better.
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*takes notes* Not... enough... like... a .... milk machine. Noted. ♥- Simpli Comedians
great cost
works great
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Great cost, works great... what could be greater? ♥- Simpli Comedians
Go Cordless!
Its alright for the first few times, little tight and I'm not exactly packing! Hard to clean, cannot replace sleeve and the price of batterys (Size C) adds up very quickly!
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Works, but extremely difficult to clean.
Works extremely effectively...but also extremely difficult to clean. The way it's designed it's virtually impossible to clean adequately, and there are no detachable submersible parts. It's too bad; it could be a 5 star product if it were designed with removable parts for this purpose.
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Hi Pierre, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Waaay to small and I don't think I'm all that ...
Waaay to small and I don't think I'm all that big. Couldn't comment on any other functions because I wasn't able to try them.
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Hi, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Save some cheese and just give it a squeeze.
Where to start… I’m not well endowed by any means and the sleeve on this toy is to small. I felt like the suction was way under powered and the bulb doesn’t stay in place after you attempt to pump it. Trust me save yourself some cash and just rub one out.