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A flawed product but I found it provides a pleasing ...
A flawed product but I found it provides a pleasing pump experience (if you're not larger than normal). Some tubing & hose clamps overcome most issues but it is difficult to clean thoroughly.

Disappointed!
The chamber is too small and way under powered. The pump ball either fell off or wouldn’t expand after squeezing. Hard to clean. Should have spent the hundred on a hooker. This thing is going in the trash
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Thank you for posting your feedback. We’re proud to have a great collection of toys which we know you’d love, but we also understand that some of them might not work for you. The good news? We will definitely do our best to make things right for you. Just reply to the email we've sent anytime. Looking forward to your reply so we can resolve the issue. Best, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com

Neat idea but not so good.
Overall shopping experience was fine. It arrived quickly and looked like the pictures. Like some of the other reviewers have mentioned, the vibration is only right at the tip. The “stroking” doesn’t feel like stroking. The suction works, but the chamber is too short. My dick was right up against the bullet vibe and had no room to expand. I don’t think I am all that large, but I still filled the stroker. There was no way this was going to deliver pleasure or growth. I got a great price on it but I tossed it in the trash after I used it the first time.

It works great but it needs to pulsate like a milk machine that would be better.
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*takes notes* Not... enough... like... a .... milk machine. Noted. ♥- Simpli Comedians
great cost
works great
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Great cost, works great... what could be greater? ♥- Simpli Comedians
Poor design. Suggestions
Poor design. Suggestions: 1. Have a detachable power cord so I wouldn't have drag the battery pack along to clean the device. 2: Have a removable cup for easy cleaning. 3: Make the stroke length longer. 4: Make the lips with softer material.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi Kan, Thank you for your wonderful suggestion about how the product can improve. We'll make sure to pass this along with the manufacturer. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Go Cordless!
Its alright for the first few times, little tight and I'm not exactly packing! Hard to clean, cannot replace sleeve and the price of batterys (Size C) adds up very quickly!
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Works, but extremely difficult to clean.
Works extremely effectively...but also extremely difficult to clean. The way it's designed it's virtually impossible to clean adequately, and there are no detachable submersible parts. It's too bad; it could be a 5 star product if it were designed with removable parts for this purpose.
Simpli Pleasures
Hi Pierre, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Works great
Unbelievable satisfaction suction gets you up, vibration excites you, and up and down action gets you off
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Up, up, and off! -this toy to your nethers ♥- Simpli Comedians
disapointed
right off the bat, the robotic suction didn't work.. and couldn't get it to work... then the silicone sleeve kept dislodging from the plastic tube, entering the enclosure... Normally buy things from another outlet, but thought I'd try someone different with slightly different products... bad idea..
Simpli Pleasures
Hi, Hi! Thanks for leaving a review. I am sorry to hear that your item is faulty, we will be more than happy to help. Please contact customer service so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com