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Great highly recommended
Five Stars
Great item
Man Handler Dong
Larger in girth than expected, but very pleasurable.
Mmmmmmm
Was very easy to use alone.The handle is perfect. Great length and thickness. Pure pleasure.
Quality item
I enjoy the bit of flexibility in this item. It isn't too rigid. It is just right.
it's perfect
it's the perfect size and fells great when I use it
Amazing
This cocktail will rock your world, I have never cum like that before...EVER!!! Guys order one, you won't regret it!
Awesome!!!
I just had my first ever prostate orgasim using this amazing cock. The size was big at first but once I got it in there it was nothing but pleasure. All I can say is OMG!!! Fellas don't hesitate to try this toy, you won't regret it.
Great Tool
I bought this for myself and use it almost daily. Mercy, have my orgasms increased in intensity. It surely answered my prayers.
great for manhandling..
Yeah this is a great toy, feels almost like a weapon and you can spank your partners on the ass with it. It's quite heavy too, def. not for starting out. If you know what you like though, pick this one up.