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Kheper Bedroom Commands

card game

Kheper Bedroom Commands | card game

Regular price $8.95
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Couples Couples


Take your dull weekday nights to a whole new level of erotic fun and excitement!

Perfect for long term couples or as a fun icebreaker, this exciting card game offers spice, intrigue, and hilarious sexy entertainment to any couple's night!

Featuring two decks, one for the Sexy Bitch and one for the Dirty Daddy, Bedroom Commands offers a myriad of new options to spice up your love life.

Examples of some of the naughty things you'll get up to are...

Him: "Sit behind me and masturbate me how you think I would masturbate myself."

Her: "Explore my upper body with your hands while I am on top."

Best of all, this game has no rules! Pick and choose however you like, whenever you like! Take control of your love life today, and have some unexpected fun while doing it! 


  • Contains 1 delightfully card game with all the cards you will need to spice things up

Key Benefits

  • Deliciously naughty card game
  • Amazing possibilities to spice up any situation!

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31 Aug 2021
United States United States

Super fun

It was fun and we haven’t even gone through the whole deck yet, the cards lead to other things but very good starters ;)

08 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

You know you're playing the game right when you're never able to finish it. ♥- Simpli Comedians

08 Nov 2022
Leigh A.
United States

Super fun!

We loved playing with these cards it definitely spiced things up.

10 Apr 2021
United States United States



08 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

It bears repeating: FUN! ♥- Simpli Comedians

31 Mar 2021

Three Stars


08 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

If it's so great, where'd the other two stars go? ♥- Simpli Comedians

21 Mar 2021
Matthew S.

Four Stars


08 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

Couldn't have put it greater ourselves. ♥- Simpli Comedians

26 Dec 2020
Guy f.

Four Stars

game is great, gives you lots of new ideas to explore in the bed room.

08 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

This game is perfect for anyone lookin' for new ways to orgasm. And who among us isn't? ♥- Simpli Comedians

26 Nov 2020

Entertaining for both!

Very playful!!

08 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

Playful in the literal AND sexual sense. ♥- Simpli Comedians

18 Nov 2020

Great game. It should be noted half the cards ...

Great game. It should be noted half the cards have the male tied up and half have the female tied up. Me and my gf both agree she's the only one we want to tie up, but the game is cheap enough you can (like me) buy two decks, take out the cards you don't like, and combine them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Very hot game!

08 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

One of the good things about this game is you're free to personalize it any way you want! Go ahead and get creative. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians

20 Sep 2020

Sparks Ideas!

Fun cards make it easier to try new things

08 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

You summarized it flawlessly. ♥- Simpli Comedians

19 May 2020

Four Stars

cute game

08 Jul 2022

Simpli Pleasures

Cute review :) ♥- Simpli Comedians