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Not what I expected. Better
When I ordered this thing I knew it was going to be big. When I took the package form the delivery person I was dumbfounded by its weight that I didn’t even look. That alone told me how it would be. I went in and told myself I had to try it out the moment I got it. FYI I am a bi male. I opened the package and it was like I was hungry seeing the fact that it was so big. Tore open the package and seriously wasn’t expecting to see it be so thick. And that made it even more exciting. I managed to take about the next 15 minutes preparing and trying to work on getting it in. Definitely lots of lube and 110% recommend anal lube for this toy or you probably will have an extremely hard time starting to get it in. About the end of the 15 minutes of pushing I could literally feel myself tip the lower end of the head of this toy and the rest of the head slipped right in. Pushing myself down it a few times was much easier than getting it in. Maybe got about 8-9 inches of this toy after about another 25-30 seconds. The base is much slimmer than the head but definitely still reasonable. Hit that lowest point on the toy and literally let myself go. One of the best experiences I’ve ever had with a toy and I have used it multiple times since. Definitely recommend it and definitely will continue to use this toy for a long time. More than worth the price when most of the toy sites make you spend about 70-80 on toys like this and I got mine stupid cheap compared to that and with prime it made it come so much quicker. I was definitely ready to play and have purchased a few smaller ones since just for occasional use. And that the 1 I will be able to get the same feeling from a slightly smaller toy. But recommend this to anyone willing to try something so big.
Very DEEP Anal Bliss!
Just got it today, and when I got the email at work that it had been delivered....Well, i was starving to try it! I ran to my mail box, grabbed the package and ran into the house. I'm telling you now, the Basix Realistic 12 inch Dildo with suction cup is amazing. I got undressed and ran to the shower, stripped down to my panties, and opened the package. Water already going, I washed it off good, lubed up and got in the tub with it and proceeded to work my lil pink ass hole on this huge thing. My previous toy was the NS Novelties Pleasure 8 inch, which was a great break in toy for the new Basix Realistic 12 inch, which is huge by the way....make no mistake! So i proceeded to work my hungry self on this beast, and before i was done, i was already taking the full 12 inches. The deepest I've ever had up my bum. Use lots of lube! Theres no such thin as too much. I came so hard and my hole was literally packed! Some claim it was too floppy, but I loved it. Just right for making the bend in the Sigmoid colon. I'll be fucking this beast for a while now!
Lock that Footlocker Toybox..
The smell will disapate after using frequently. Just so you know. Nice product. Although, I like this in clear. I have one in blk. Gonna buy this. To add to my toybox collection. Buy a lockable footlocker trunk for right around $79. Wash Your toys and keep them neat when You store them out of site... Just sayin'
Sounds like a challenge to me
Says 'for novelty use only,' on packaging. Sounds like a challenge to me. Will order four more in different colors with the expedited shipping and update further.
This is the most amazing feeling dildo I have ever used
This is the most amazing feeling dildo I have ever used. It is huge - but soft and squishy, and it bends, so once you get used to the girth, it is fricking orgasmic! Pipedream could re-do the suction cup base, however!! It just doesn't hold, and I bought a replacement and same thing happened. So, I mounted a big cock ring on a board, and velcro strap this thing on that and it works perfectly. This truly is an amazing feeling dildo!!
Five Stars
One of my favorite toys. It is huge!!!
Five Stars
My wife loves It
Great!
Little bigger than expected but wife loves it.. We are ready to explore. Very heavy good quility.
12 inch dildo
Love it, buried deep 8nside feels awesome.
A little hard to handle but I love it
Since this was my first venture into the realm of large dildos I gotta say it was hard at first since I could only take this first 4 or 5" but.after getting warmed up and working on it I've almost been able to take all of it! It definitely gives you that full feeling so if you're not used to it you'll orgasm pretty quickly!