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Man I love this thing! It is thicker in top 20%, so once it’s in it really strikes the prostate in an amazing way!
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It really hits the spot. P or G, dealers choice. ♥- Simpli Comedians
If you can manage a little stretch you will love it
Let’s start with the fact that I bought the 12” first and loved it but I felt it was too much effort to play with the 12 each and every time when you definitely need to warm up. Which warming up is irritating when by yourself as maybe not so much when with someone else. But anyways I bought this and was nowhere near as intimidated by this 1 than the larger and I was definitely ready to try it out when I opened it up. This is by far my favorite toy I have ever owned now. Being a guy it’s not as easy to enjoy all the different types but this 1 is perfect length for myself and it opens me just enough to where it doesn’t hurt and the entire length fits without injuring me if I don’t get it in the perfectly correct spot. Will use this toy until it is no longer useable. Then I will probably buy another because the texture is perfect. Only thing is there’s a little bit of an odor when you get it until you break it in. My entire apartment smelled like it from the 12 then it went away and smelled like t again when I got the 10. Didn’t matter to me though it may to some. Overall I will love using this toy as much as I will love using myself. So it’s definitely double the pleasure in that case.
Happy with my purchase
Working on that part
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We think we know the part you mean. Your downstairs part, right? ♥- Simpli Comedians
Very fulfilling
Awesome excellent outstanding would recommend it to anyone
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Even your review has a post-gasm glow. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Perfect fit
Just the right size for jumping up and down on.
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Perfect for jumping, humping, or pumping. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Four Stars
Like when she uses this on herself
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So glad we helped you reach her-vana. ♥- Simpli Comedians
I love this big toy
I bought it it's very good coalite I love it
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Big toy, bigger 'gasms. That's love at first ride. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Good big dildo
Love it! it really fills you up. Just wish it was a little more realistic
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If it was any more realistic, it'd ghost you. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Sturdy and reliable
This product seems to be a popular choice based on videos I watch. It's not too abrasive, once you get loosened up enough to fit it in. My only regret is not being able to fit the whole thing.
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Don't despair: practice (and lube) makes perfect. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Great Addition to Your Collection!
My husband and I both love this toy. It was an amazing addition to our collection. It fits perfectly into our existing strap on. The suction cup is also nice for when we play in the shower <3
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Shower sex with a toy you both love is one of the best kinds of three-ways. ♥- Simpli Comedians