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Goldilocks would choose this one.
This is baby bear's dildo. While the 12 inch Basix dong was entirely too big and the six inch dong was cute but left me lacking, this one hits the spot, all of them.
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Well, let's not give the dildo to a baby in this comparison, but we get what you mean. Juuuuuuust right. ;)
This is perfect for anyone who wants to have something a little ...
This is perfect for anyone who wants to have something a little thicker without getting too crazy. I would say it's a good start to getting into "bigger things" but it's also perfect for anyone just content with something that gives you the feeling of filling you up. It does have a weird smell but it does go away after a while.
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Whether you're looking to 'get crazy' or not, this is the perfect dildo for a good time.
great toy 6.5" girth perfect starter
This is great starter size. 6" girth this is about how big I am n wanted to feel what it is like in me. Boy it is nice if you are looking for a dildo this is perfect suction is great. Takes lube well n texture is smooth. If you use this n want to step up to bigger size go with Jeff Styker. His girth is 7" n it's smooth also for sliding it in n out. Feels great
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Simpli: Go F*ck Yourself. Seriously.
Woweeeeeeee
I've wanted a suction cup dildo for ages but I am very indecisive. After months of looking I settled on this. As you can imagine, it was tested instantly! I did struggle to find places to attach it (that's an issue with my decor though) but once I found some this baby was in for some abuse. I was unsure how well I'd get on with it but nothing to worry about there! Doesn't stick well to leather bedsteads, but I wholly recommend the toilet lid! I'm not a slow person but a slow ride on this on the toilet lid saw the most lubrication for me ever, as well as an earth-shattering orgasm in no time. It feels very soft and you'll wonder if it'll hit the spot but IT WILL. The balls also have some movement for some clitoral action. I'll admit there is a smell of plastic but it's not overpowering, fades swiftly and isn't the really awful plastic stench you can get. Size-wise, this is a good starter! I'd recommend getting a larger one too if you are umming and ahhing - I'm already looking for a bigger one! This is a fab length and girth though and you will not be disappointed!
OMG!!
Okay so when I first bought this I thought it was gonna be 7” that’s what I expected to arrive in the mail but then I get home from work and it was bigger than what I originally thought it would be but when I first tried using it OMG I didn’t know I could take something like that and it was funny cause my boyfriend asked me if I bought it cause he wasnt anywhere close to that thing
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When the toy arrives larger than expected, we call that a girthday present. Haaaapy Giiiiirthday toooooo Yooooou..... ♥
Amazing
I love the way it fills me up it took time getting use to it but I love it
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A dildo so good it's got you saying the L word already? We LOVE that for you.
Awesome
Frickin great! The suction cup does have to be on a very smooth surface, but it is heavy in weight so it stays pretty well. Great feel. I took the whole thing and was awesome!!!!!
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We can tell just by the number of exclamation points that you had a good time with this one. ;)
Reaaaally nice but.
Nothing wrong with the product. Reaaaally nice but., to be a beginner I should had ordered a smaller size.
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Look on the bright side: now you've got a goal to train towards! And we have the perfect products for you. ;)
Slow Ridin'
Slip a condom on this bad boy and get to riding! He may look intimidating at first, but don't let that scare you off. He's well worth the effort! I wouldn't recommend using this without a condom, as the surface is full of bubbles, and is likely to crack open with use (so it cannot be properly sterilized without some protection from bodily fluids). It's soft enough and has enough give to be comfortable, without losing rigidity. Have fun!
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Condom or not, you'll get the ride of your life.
One thing
Does not stay stuck in place for too long. Size was just right for wife.