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This thing feels like we're living in the future! Super sleek and futuristic and hit all my right spots!!
Simpli Pleasures
A dildo that’ll make you nut so hard you time travel. That’s Simpli our style.
Good DIldo
Really liked the feel of this one, only reason I did'nt give it a 5 star rating is that I found the suction cup to just be OK
Simpli Pleasures
You know the toy’s good when the only con is that it doesn’t suck. ;)
CUTE
Not a huge fan of the gross veiny ones so loved this style, still shaped like the real thing but classier
Simpli Pleasures
Style and class to go in your ass. That’s Simpli perfect.
Nice Design
Nice material, and decent girth for a medium sized dildo without being overbearing.The little ridge really helped me hit my G-spot with some shallow thrusting. Overall really great didlo would recommend!
Simpli Pleasures
A ‘didlo’ so good it’ll fuck you dicklexic!