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Five Stars
fits well and makes bed time fun a little more spicy!
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Awesome and amazing
When I first took this out of the box I was worried that the top loop wasn't going to be big enough for my guy's big guy. But after trying it out last night, he said it was comfortable and not too tight. Actually what he said was a lot of "awesome" and "amazing". It was my first double penetration experience and I, too, said a lot of "awesome" and "amazing". My guy said he had fun watching my eyes roll back in my head, and I think that was one of the most intense big O's I've ever had. So, yeah, product awesome and amazing. I echo what the other reviewer said about the size of the insert able portion. Looked kinda on the small side compared to my other anal toys. Let me tell you, I was not thinking about the size once we were using it!! (See above re: awesome and amazing)
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Wow. You're making us wanna buy it, and we sell it. Filling our cart anyway, ♥- Simpli Comedians
Butt It Gets the Job Done
It gets the job done & the girlfriend said we'll be using it again. It's not ,"OMG", unlike a first experience with a Hitachi Magic Wand on the partner. Just functional. Cock and ball ring didn't hold impressively well. I just ended up using the cock ring and my lower abdomen. Stayed in place and moved with me for the most part. It's a pretty pitiful dildo in reference to size, total pencil-****. Butt, most people won't want a huge one for anal play. However, switching places between yourself and the toy can take care of the next size or two up (hopefully). Worthy enough to be toted around in the kink bag.
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Having a 'kink bag' is next level. What you're doing isn't foreplay, it's fiveplay. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Five Stars
Length and girth is good, feels great
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Five Stars
wife said we should've ordered this years ago...lol
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What's the 'lol' stand for, Loud Orgasms, LOTS? ♥- Simpli Comedians
Get your girl cum in mins
Girlfriend loved this toy had her cuming with in mins after opening it
Amazing, great time
Absolutely amazing. cleans very easily. not too big, not too small. wife would orgasm more than ever with this in her rear. she rated it a 12 out of 10. if switched around and used in the front, she rates it an 8/10. i was originally worried about the girth of the rings, as I am 2in thick, but it was not a problem.
Good addition to the collection...
It is a good addition for double penetration. But she was hoping it would be bigger...
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Good for DP, ok for size queens. TM. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Comes in good packaging with lots of freebies though
Does not fit around the manhood very well, and does not stay in place. Comes in good packaging with lots of freebies though.
Three Stars
too small
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