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Disappointed
I was so excited for this product and spent an hour searching and reading reviews before I decided on this one. But I'm so disappointed, I live in an apartment and the suction part vibrates so loudly that I am embarrassed to use it because I'm sure my neighbors can hear it through the walls! I don't know if mine is defective or if this product is just made like this. Also the angle seems completely off. It's a nice material but overall I am not happy with my purchase.
Simpli Pleasures
Thank you for your feedback. I can see that my colleague is assisting you with your concern via our customer care emails. I do hope we are able to come up with a speedy resolution for you! Kind regards, Maria VP Customer Loyalty
Toys
Pros: Awesome vibration and speed/pattern choices, the shape and materials are excellent. I love having that as a functional design element. Charging is always a plus. Cons: The suction is loud, almost embarrassing. The angle of the suction is not in the right place, I wish that it were able to be bent and stay where you bend it so the suction is right.
Simpli Pleasures
We're working on making the suction 'Bend it like beckham'. We hope that we make our customers moan loud enough that the suction isn't audible. We will still work on improving that too! Glad you liked it and happy orgasming!
Mercedes vs. Ford
Excellent well made product! Stop wasting your money on inferior quality. Love the no batteries hassle. You'll be able to tell the difference on your next trip. Like driving the smooth ride & easy acceleration of a Mercedes vs. the bumpy Ford!!
Simpli Pleasures
We'd love to be a part of both your smooth and bumpy 'rides'. Please take us along on all your trips, we promise great mileage in more orgasms per hour.
Real cat pleaser
I love it great purchase
Already Broken
I only used it twice and it no longer turns on or holds a charge.
Simpli Pleasures
The vibrator should tire you out, not the other way around. Our customer care team will reach out to set you up with a toy tha
Stopped working after the first use
It literally was used one time. Then the vibration stopped working. But the suction part still worked. Now the suction has stopped working too.
Simpli Pleasures
We’re sorry this toy sucked, and not in the way it was supposed to. Our customer care team will reach out to set you up with a replacement that’ll suck in all the right ways.
Disappointed
I searched reviews and did research before buying this but was very disappointed. It stopped working after a few times using it. The battery doesn’t last long at all. I never could get it to “fit” correctly or pleasure me, unfortunately.
Simpli Pleasures
A bad fit ain't worth shit. Good for you for doing your homework, we hate to hear that it didn't pay off. Some toys just don't have that lasting power to take it across the finish line. Someone from our customer service team will be in touch soon to find you the right backup that can get the job done over and over again.
The Bomb!
Spectacular! Whoever invented this one deserves an gold star on Hollywood!
Simpli Pleasures
It's decided. We're starting a petition for the Nobel Prize Committee to make a new category for sex toys.
Unique
This item is awesome!
Simpli Pleasures
no no... This item is the Air Touch 2!
She loved it!
I bought this for a friend who absolutely loves it! It was her first toy and she was delighted with the quality and sensitivity of it. She highly recommends this item!
Simpli Pleasures
We always remember our first time, and we are glad that her first toy was us. She's lucky to have a friend like you, and we 'highly recommend' you as a friend to everyone!