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Couldn’t be happier
As soon as i strapped that dong to my face I knew I made a good purchase. Fits like my old one I wore out. Doesn’t stand out at all, I wear it to the post office and grocery store all the time. Would def recommend. It’s a shame the black one is more money.
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And the award for Best Sentence goes to: *opens envelope* "As soon as I strapped that dong to my face I knew I made a good purchase." ♥- Simpli Comedians
It works
It fit well not to tight on your head and she loves it
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At Simpli, we prioritize cumfort. ;) ♥- Simpli Comedians
happy girl
the first time we used it was great we both loved it .thank you
What fun
Bought this just to see it would be fun. It was a ton of fun!!! the wife loved it and i loved playing with her. I would recommend this to anyone to enjoys going downtown ;)
thank god!
threw this in with a larger order as a bit of a gag, but one night brought this girl id been chasing forever home and i could not get it up to save my life! Luckily for me Simpli Pleasure had my back! I just strapped this trusty device to my face and went to town real lifesaver would definitely recommend buying one to have around!
Amazing!!!!
This toy is amazing!!! I barely even have words to describe it! I am lucky that my partner is open to trying new things and she makes me feel comfortable. This toy does require a sense of humour but once you get past the fact that there is a dick attached to your chin it's earth shattering!! It is definitely an integral part of our sex life now!
The Perfect Male
This is a fantastic toy "YES" one needs a sense of humour with a penis sticking out from your chin. When i used this toy on my Mistress she was in heaven deep constant penetration with uninterrupted oral pleasure. For me it was great so much easier then trying to us fingers to stimulate. I would be happy to use this toy anytime she desired easy to use and tons of pleasure WIN-WIN
Not impressed
Underwhelmed. Dildo part was too soft.
Simpli Pleasures
Thank you for posting your feedback. We’re proud to have a great collection of toys which we know you’d love, but we also understand that some of them might not work for you. The good news? We will definitely do our best to make things right for you. Just reply to the email we've sent anytime. Looking forward to your reply so we can resolve the issue, Best, Jasmin | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Gotta have it!
Holy Moly, I give this a 10! It was broken and worn out before the 2nd week. Just guide it in, the rest is pure magic!
Simpli Pleasures
Five stars, 10/10, infinite orgasms. That's the closest thing to math this dildo website'll get. ♥
Perfect
Great she loves it
Simpli Pleasures
Anyone who has the nerve to say that perfection is impossible to achieve clearly hasn't tried a chinstrap dildo. ♥