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Very nice
Feels like the real thing
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All the pleasure of the real thing, none of the social anxiety. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Loved it!
For the price I think this is a great toy. Its nice n soft, but firm enough to use. But it does have a strong synthetic plastic smell. Personally I dont care about that kind of thing.
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What's a king to a god? What's a smell to an ass? ♥- Simpli Comedians
Four Stars
good times
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'Good times.' Is that what the kids are callin' it nowadays... ♥- Simpli Comedians
Five Stars
perfect !
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And when it's perfect, it speaks for itself. 'Nuff said. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Very good dong :)
Great size, feel good, does not look very realistic but it's worth the price ! I'm very happy with my purchase and love to play with it.
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You're right, it doesn't look real. It looks WAY better. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Five Stars
Good
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Couldn't have said it gooder ourselves. ♥- Simpli Comedians
the best ive ever had
when i got this item i was scared of it size. but once i use it i feel in love with it.the veins make for a more pleasurable fun.only thing i didnt like is the smell
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In LOVE? Can we be the cock-ring bearers at the wedding? ♥- Simpli Comedians
nice veiny vac u lock dildo
this dildo is pretty good for use with my sex machine, its fairly flexible and has a nice veiny texture to it. I really wish though that they had some larger vac u lock dildos including more realistic dildos with balls. If you like to use bigger toys then this dildo may be a bit disappointing as it is only 8 inches insertable. An ideal size for me would be 2.25 thickness with 10 or 12 inches insertable with balls but the only bigger thing they have than this 8 inch vac u lock is like 2.75 inches thick and like 10 inches insertable, which is way too big for me.
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We can definitely tell you like things loooooooooooong. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Satisfaction
Good where it goes
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Simpli put. And oddly poetic? ♥- Simpli Comedians
Works great
My g/f loves it, connected on to the Reciprotools RCT-A10 Reciprocating Saw Adapter and does great for her and love to use it on her
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That's so advanced, we'd call that FIVEplay. ♥- Simpli Comedians