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Let me say that this product has been a game changer for my wife and I. First, let me chime in and say the bullet for this product is not the best, and we do not use it for that. After years of a less than stellar sex life, I have been looking for toys such as this to give my wife a better experience and to assist me at being a more satisfactory sex partner for her. The most ironic thing is that i have had this toy for a while and only used it once, with my wife. At the time she said she liked it, but I was too caught up with my own thought process to give it another thought. Months, okay maybe a year later I decided to come back to this toy I found hidden away in our toy arsenal and decided to give it another shot. My wife who has been very patient with me and has had more than her fair share of disappointment with me sexually was willing to give it another shot as well. Through out our time together we have experienced several issues and most of them stemming from my shortcomings, but I was hoping that this toys could assist in a few areas that seem to plaque our sexual intimacy. The first area that this toy was a major plus in was my issue with rapid ejaculation. I have had terrible bouts of cumming too soon. Sometimes, not lasting more than a few strokes into a session. My wife, although frustrated, has been very supportive, but I could always tell that she needed and deserved better. My low tolerance for such a great sensation, combined with low confidence, has taken quite a toll on us sexually. This toy does wonders for this type of issue. First off, it takes away some of the sensation, not all of it which is totally awesome. Second, it holds your shaft and balls tight, which slows your cum from slipping out rapidly. Lastly, it feels very comfortable on, and does not make you feel like you are wearing anything more than a glorified condom. So, as you can see, this aided our needs from a sexual stand point quickly. The next issue that this toy came in handy for, is the addition of adding extra girth to your penis. My wife had expressed interest in wishing that I had some more girth down there. I have a slightly below average girth for my penis, and throw in a few kids later, and lets just say she has trouble feeling much. As my wife has told me, girth is much more important than length, and with this toy it gives me the opportunity to give her that girth she has been missing and apparently needing in a sexual experience. This fills her nicely, and from her reactions of shallow breathing and moans, I can tell its something that fills her and gives her vagina muscles something to feel. It increases my regular girth almost double, and when we are in the act you can easily tell the difference. Sometimes it takes a little getting used to the girth for her because she has not been this type of girth, but she has expressed to me that she likes the girth and how real this toy feels. It feels good to be able to provide her with a little more than what she has been getting. Lastly, and probably the most important, is the confidence it gives you. It truly helps put your mind at ease, and allows you to just enjoy the experience. My wife noticed this and has commented on how much more confident I am with it on, and in my actions sexually. I'll admit, it feels damn good to finally give my wife a true sexual experience worth enjoying and which has been very elusive for much of our time together. As for the toy itself, I will say that I believe it is a very good product. It can be a little tough to get on at first, but with a little work there is no real problem. Yes you can feel quite a bit, and its a total turn on. The sleeve itself is about 4 and a half inches, and I stick out the end about a inch or inch and a half. The ball strap is snug but feels good. We have used this product probably about 5 or 6 times now, and most of those have been pretty good, with the exception of the last time which was absolutely phenomenal. Hands down, the best session we have ever had. I can honestly say my wife got a good old fashion banging that was needed and appreciated. I got the best riding of my life, and she moaned and cooed the entire time. We use the hitachi magic wand with this, and it sends her into the stratosphere. There are more toys like this that have rabbit ears that may be good also. I believe they are a little thicker, and we may try those later, but for now this will be our bread and butter. I really cant explain how happy it makes me to be able to provide a one of a kind experience for my wife. Totally, worth a shot.
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As advertised
Quick shipping, Item is as advertised, decent construction I've had sleeves split the first time I used them. This one should last a while.
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Too tight
The material wasn't flexible enough. The hollow center was too small. I have a 5.25" circumference and it was way too tight!
... it lol it slides out form the male not recommend for small male must be 5 inch +
when am using it lol it slides out form the male not recommend for small male must be 5 inch +
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Hi ALMARZOUQI16, Thank you for your review. We're sorry this product isn't working for you. Please contact us at care@simplipleasure.com and reference your order number so we can make things right for you. Kind regards, Jovelle | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
got it ti the right time like they said and I used it and me and ...
got it ti the right time like they said and I used it and me and her love the new item
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It tears easily under stress
Buy it but beware of it's durability. It tears easily under stress. Even when lubed well, it will split at the seam. It's fairly easy to clean which is a plus. However, if you are truly not girth challenged, then this toy is not for you. It gets the job done though.
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Tight
Was sort of tight on my man. Great for the thickness and felt great when riding.
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Does as advertised
i have never owned a sex toy, so i wanted to finally try one. this one gives pleasure for both. there is a hole in the top where his head sits out and can still feel the real penetration. this definitely elongates and thickens. I had to get used to it (being a first timer and the fact that it made him plumper).... but... needless to say.... it was a good purchase.
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OPENING TO SMALL
The opening was to small to insert myself, I am not large in diameter, but even well lubed, it was not possible. It was to flimsy to allow insertion. Bought as my partner wanted more girth. Gave it two stars only because the vibrator can be used on partner by itself.
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Hi Barry, Thank you for your review. We're sorry this product isn't working for you. Please contact us at care@simplipleasure.com and reference your order number so we can make things right for you. Kind regards, Jovelle | Simpli Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Fun toy
These are really fun as they give the girl a nice sense of being filled and the guy gets full head stimulation and super shaft squeeze which is really good. It's a little easier for the guy to last, without being disconnected. The important thing is it has to be dry between the man and the toy, or it slips. Fun toy! Could use some ribs or some texture.
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The girl gets full, the guy gets the full head stimulation. Talk about a fun-filled experience. ♥- Simpli Comedians