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Spike issue
Honestly the girlfriend made me cut off the tiny spikes other then that it's awesome
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And we do appreciate the honesty. Especially about the 'it's awesome' part. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Great product - I recommend
This is a great product. Used it last night for the first time. Wife really enjoyed it. I used way to much lubricant thinking the extra length and nominal girth would cause discomfort but it wasn't an issue at all. This product fit me just great and I consider myself average in size. Make sure to put it on when you are dry. Do not pre-lubricate yourself. I also recommend rolling it up into the ready position ahead of time and putting a rubberband on it to hold it rolled otherwise it is rather distracting to try rolling it up in the heat of the moment, especially if you have lubricant on your hands which makes it particularly difficult to roll. There is some sensation which passes through the product through ribbing which is nice to keep you hard. Positions which reduced penetration depth are more enjoyable now. I recommend this product.
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We can tell you like to make things long, and this toy is perfect for that. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Old Faithful
This is a good, not too much "extra", go-to for most of the time. It could be a little bit longer (I'm 'averagish' length and above average girth) as there is about 3/4" not covering me when wearing it. Not a big deal though. The nubs are stimulating for her, but can get to be a bit too much after some extended interaction. Decent sensation for the guy, which can help prolong the experience if holding back is an issue. For the price, you won't be disappointed.
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Not too much extra, but juuuust sextra enough. ♥- Simpli Comedians
One of Us was Pleased
My wife enjoyed this item quite a bit. Between the added length and the texture it was a big hit for her. The literature with this indicates it should not be used for more than 30 minutes at a time. I think that we used it for approximately 15 minutes. I had pain for the next 5 days and bruising on the tip of my penis. Would use again, but will NOT be part of a normal routine.
Did not like it
I used this with my girlfriend. Did not like it.
Five Stars
Excellent item
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When it's this good, it speaks for itself. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Three Stars
worked as described but hard to clean
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Hi! Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We will forward your concern to the manufacturer of the product to look into this. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so that we can start your exchange process for the toy. Kind regards, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Not for small peens
Only useful if your cock is already an avg size.
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Hi, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com
Great
It's nice to do something different with you couple
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With US couple? No wonder we're sore. ♥- Simpli Comedians
Two Stars
Internal size is too small.
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Hi Bobby, Thanks for taking the time to leave feedback. I am sorry to hear that you are not happy with an item you have purchased from us. Please contact us at 1-800-918-6308 or email us at care@simplipleasures.com so we can make things right for you. Best, Anna | Customer Care 1-800-918-6308 care@simplipleasures.com