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Awesome
When we received the new 12' black dildo and opened it up my wife said there was no way she would be able to use it because of the size. I asked her if we could just try it once by just rubbing it up and down and told her if she wanted to just push herself a little bit towards it if she wanted to try. After i lubed her and the new toy I started rubbing it against her and before I knew she was pushing herself against it and she started taking it in a little deeper each time and started to moan like never before. She loves it and wants to use it again just seeing her so satisfied was enough for me.
Almost perfect
Could be bigger
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Fill er up
Love the size and softness. It could use a little more backbone in the internals. Solo play and it’s hard to literally handle once it’s slick and it bends in the middle a little too much. Using a partner helps, it’s a two handed task. As far as pleasure? It’s thick, both myself and gf agree on that. It has a smell to it too, not sure how long it will have that.
Literally gasped.
This product is massive- i literally gasped when i opened the package! well made and works great, especially if youre a size gal. This one will take some time to get used to.
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BAD VERY BAD
I will never do any more business with your company, nor will I advise anyone else to do business with your company. The broke in three places on my second use.
My mouth is watering just tinking abouth it
I m a stright guy that how amazing anal dildo is once you learn it feels different you yill love the new sensation ibeen doing the Johnny homes dildo for 20 years i been looking for that 3 inches girth ill be anle to take it all the key is get cleaned out completely wjen your clean that makes it fun 3 inches that will make me full i will fo a vidio
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I'm sure it is well loved
I can't actually say anything about this product, because I didn't buy it. But I've been receiving emails for the last two weeks all about it because this guy used my email address yet again. Now I'm can't really speak for him; I don't know if he's using it for a little back door action on himself - it has a suction cup so that should make it easy to manage. Or maybe it's for his wife/gf because she's looking for something a little bigger? I'm sure whether it's spending time in the crack cavern or the soggy box, it's well loved.
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Satisfied
Just wanted to update my reveiw I purchased and item and they was a flaw in it, didn't work but I posted a review and they contacted me the next day and said they would send me another replacement or give me a goft certificate for something else,all I can say is awesome customer service I wish everyone was as prompt as they are completely satisfied will for sure order from this place again
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Way bigger than appears
Unusable for the average pussy/ass. Too big around, to soft. Bends too much, too thick.
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Hello, Thank you for your review. I am sorry to hear that you weren't entirely happy with your purchase. To resolve this matter, I have sent you an email. Please check your inbox. Kindest, Maria - VP Customer Loyalty Simpli Pleasure Customer Care Team
BEST DAY EVER
Bought it for my grandma as a gag gift. She went straight to town on her old snatch. I then cleaned up all her pussy juice with wonder bread and made a sammich!